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Tim was irritated;
Every time he passed by a particular contestant all he would hear was lewd comments and if he got close enough the other man would slap his ass while he walked by.
The man in question is Jason: a loud, brash, and giant man. If he wasn’t so god damn annoying and persistent, Tim would add the category of ridiculously handsome to that list of qualifications. Jason was easily the hottest person he’d ever met or even seen in his entire life-
sharp jawline, hard muscles, dark hair, and teal eyes.
‘too bad he is a homophobic prick’ he thought.
“Hey Timbo, I missed that ass all morning. Why don’t you come over and sit on my lap with those childbearing hips so I can get reacquainted!”
yelled a familiar voice from the other end of the pool. Seated in a pool chair next to Roy and Bizarro was the object of his constant irritation:
Jason.
The guy had issues, it was one thing to be homophobic but it was another to take that out on the only bisexual man in the group by constantly harassing him with sexual innuendos. That spoke of some repressed gay feelings that he was ignoring.
Especially on a Reality T.V. show that is being broadcasted to the entire world, Is this really how Jason wanted to be seen?
Clearly, Tim took too long to respond because Jason decided to continue with the barrage of disgusting comments.
"How long did it take to shave those looong legs babybird?”
Drawing out the word for an absurd amount of time while smirking over at Tim.
Tim had enough.
If Jason was to make ridiculous pickup lines constantly then he’s going to have to deal with the consequences of his actions.
With speed and strength that could only come from adrenaline, Tim gracefully dived into the pool chair and pinned the larger man.
Glaring down at the larger man while straddling him, taking in the shocked expression below him.
“What are you doing, ba-“
Jason began only to be interrupted by Tim roughly slamming his lips against Jason’s. The kiss was painful at first but Tim recovered quickly and took the opportunity of Jason’s mouth being open to slide his tongue into his mouth.
Jason made a stifled moaning noise at the action and began kissing back.
After a few minutes- that felt like hours- Tim had to come up for air pulling away while biting at the other man’s bottom lip. Tim looked at the man that had caused him so much irritation.
Jason was breathing heavily underneath him and Tim leaned forward and sucked a mark on Jason’s neck eliciting a squeaky noise out of him
Tim decided it was time to release his hostage seeing as he made his point and let go of Jason’s arms.
Jason sat up, grabbed Tim’s hips, and put his nose against his jugular in one swift movement.
“Holy shit, babe. That was so fucking hot” Jason breathed against Tim's neck voice husky and low.
-cut to men in suits staring at a screen-
“This is going to be a logistical nightmare, Lex”
A man with beady eyes says to a bald man.
“Let’s just hope the advertisers don’t pull out Ra’s, or we’re both screwed”