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"GUYS GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP LETS GO TO PIZZA HUT RIGHT NOW" fire spirit yelled over everyone while they were playing a mid card game
what a bitch. a very intense game of uno to be interrupted by fire shit's whining,,, what a fuckin shame
"pizza hut?" sea fairy echoed confusedly
"idk im kinda in a subway mood rn" moonlight added."wind acher what about you man"
"why can't we just eat the cards after we're finished with them." Wind archer said and nodded over to the card stack
"."
"okay nvm we can go to pizza hut"
monlight sighed
"thats cool and all but we dont have money" sa faery said
"waitwaitwait yes i do because you remember that one time i got a job at seven 11" fire spirit asked
"...no?"
"good ebcause i robbed the place" fire spirit magically took a sack out his ass and poured out a lot of fucking money onto the floor
"think about how much extra cheese we could get on our pizza with this guys"
"im lactose intolerant" sea fairy said
"even better"
moonlight smacked the SHIT out if fie spot and he whined about it like a bitch
"ill call pizz hut number" wind archer offered
"does this imply you have basic social skills you haven't told us avout wind archer" sea fairy says
"social skills my ass i hate children"
he diled rhe numer
"hello welcome to pizza hut we're closed" the pizza person said
fire spirit snatched the phone SUDDENLY like a loser "listen FUCK YOU we need an emergency delivery"
"sir our business hours are"
"RIGHT FUCKING NOW ahem ahem ok can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh pizza"
"No we're. Closed"
"then be open dumbass"
"No"
"fuck you and fuck your wife im going to use my play station 3 to track doen your global position RIGHT NOW"
"Ok"
moonlight snatched the phone agaibn "sorry um ok can we pay you extra if you come right now"
"how much are we talking"
"money"
"Sounds good"
"Cool so uh we'l take a cheese pizza and two liter coke"
"nonono wait can we have a mukbang" fire sporit asked
"fat ugly bitch if u don't sit down—uh yeah thats gonna be it"
"alright that's going to be fifteen bucks"
"thanks"
phone hang up