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Everything was crazy.
Daniel was in labor.
Johnny has lost his mind.
The ladies are trying to calm both of them down.
It’s all just chaotic.
Let’s just say this story begins off with your average sunny day, with nothing but rainbows and unicorns. Smiles and laughter. No screaming and yelling. Just a nice day.
Yeah. No. Not in this story.
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“Hey Daniel. I’m home.” Johnny calls out.
”Hey baby, how was work?” Daniel asked, wiping the kitchen table.
“It was okay but honey, you shouldn’t be cleaning up around the house.” Johnny says sympathetically.
”I know but I hate a messy house. You know I have to clean when everything isn’t in order.”
“I know. My precious housewife loves a clean house.” Johnny smiles.
”Yes I do and I have pride in that.” Daniel says.
”I also know that.” Johnny chuckles.
“I’ve already made dinner so feel free to get whatever you like.”
“What did you make? Not that I’m complaining.”
“One of your favorites, lasagna.” Daniel replies.
”Did you add—“
”Enough cheese? Yes.”
”What about the—“
”Yes, it has plenty of meat. I know exactly how you like it.” Daniel responds.
”Okay.” Johnny breathes out. “Seems like you remembered everything I asked for.”
“Seriously?” Daniel asks with a frown.
”I’m just joking.” Johnny laughs.
“I know. Now go eat.”
“Yes ma’am.”
“Johnny! I’m not a girl!” Daniel blushed.
Johnny couldn’t stop laughing. The look on Daniel’s face said it all, “You blush like a girl and you make pretty noises like a girl when we have sex.”
“Yeah but we haven’t had sex since I’ve been pregnant.” Daniel whined.
”Don’t worry babe, it’s your ninth month. As soon as our baby is born, then we can go back to our routine.”
“Use a condom this time. I don’t want to get pregnant again.” Daniel grumbles.
“I make the decisions around here, you know why?”
“Because you’re the boss.”
”That’s right. I’m the boss.” Johnny says.
”Oh. So you’re getting all possessive now? I like it.” Daniel smirks.
“I know you do.” Johnny replied.
They shared a quick kiss and suddenly Daniel felt something wet trickle down his leg.
“Um, Johnny?”
”What? What wrong?”
“I-I think my water just broke.”
“WHAT?!”
“My water just broke!”
”Um, okay, okay, l-let me call the girls.”
“No time! We gotta go now!” Daniel screams.
“Okay! Calm down!” Johnny shouts.
”I can’t calm down if you’re panicking!”
“Well neither can I!”
“Let’s just go!” Daniel yells.
“Alright!” Johnny picks Daniel up and carried him bridal style to the car and then they headed to the hospital.
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So that’s how this whole thing got crazy. Daniel yelling at Johnny. Johnny yelling at Daniel. It was just crazy.
It was stressful for Johnny because Daniel just went into labor and Johnny’s still waiting for the ladies to get here.
Luckily, Carmen works as a doctor here so there’s a plus.
Amanda, Ali, Jessica and Kumiko were here just in time. So there’s another plus.
“Johnny, we’re here. Everything okay?” Amanda asked.
”How’s Daniel-San?” Kumiko asked.
”Everything is stressful. Daniel just went into labor and I don’t know what to do. Carmen is in there but still I want to be in there with Daniel.” Johnny rambles.
”Woah, woah. Calm down, Johnny.” Ali says.
”Daniel will be fine.” Jessica adds.
“How do you know?”
“Because we’ve all been through labor before.” Amanda replied.
“Right. I really just want to be with Daniel. I can’t leave him alone for a minute because then—“
”AHHHH!”
“Or else that starts happening.” Johnny speaks.
The door to the delivery room opened and Carmen appeared, “Um, Jessica. Kumiko. Do you mind coming in here for a moment?”
“Sure.” Jessica said.
”Does Daniel-San need us to be in there?” Kumiko asked.
”Yeah. Amanda. Ali. Try to keep Johnny calm.” Carmen says.
“You got it.” Ali responds.
”Wait, what if Daniel needs me?” Johnny asks worriedly.
“He’ll be okay for now. If he need you, then I’ll get you.” Carmen states.
Johnny nods and the door closes as soon as Kumiko and Jessica head in.
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Daniel groans in pain. When he sees Jessica and Kumiko, it felt like all the pain went away.
“Hey Daniel.”
“Hello Daniel-San.”
“Hi Jessica. Hi Kumiko.” Daniel smiles.
“Are you okay?”
“Yeah, it’s just a little bit of pain— gahh!”
Kumiko and Jessica each rushed to Daniel’s side.
“Hey, it’s okay. We’re here.” Jessica said.
”We’re right by your side, Daniel-San.” Kumiko added.
“I-I know. I just never experienced anything like this before.” Daniel replies.
”It will all be over soon.” Carmen chimes in.
“Where’s Johnny?”
“He’s with Amanda and Ali.” Jessica says.
”Oh. C-Can you bring them in here? I want them all to be here with me.”
“Yeah. Just hang tight Daniel.” Carmen says.
”Mmm! Please hurry.” Daniel groans.
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Johnny paced back and forth, constantly chewing on his lower lip.
The door to the delivery room opened again, “Johnny. Amanda. Ali. Daniel wants all of you in the room with him.” Carmen stated.
”Really?” Johnny beams.
“Yeah, he’s in pain and—“
”Ah! Johnny where are you!?”
“Come on guys.” Carmen said.
The three of them went into the delivery room. Johnny was the most nervous of them all.
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Johnny went over to Daniel’s side, holding his hand.
”Ah! Shit! This hurts!” Daniel screams.
“Damn right it does. You’re squeezing the life out of my hand.” Johnny winced.
“You’re not the one who should be complaining right now!”
“Johnny, don’t make it any worse than it is.” Amanda says.
“All I’m saying is that my hand is practically broken.”
“God, shut up!” Daniel yells.
“You’re doing great Daniel-San.” Kumiko replies.
“T-Thanks.” Daniel says through gritted teeth.
“What do you see?” Johnny asks.
“I see the head, Daniel keep pushing.” Carmen said.
“I can’t. It hurts.”
“Come on baby, you can do it.” Johnny chimes in.
Daniel takes a deep breath and then pushes with all his might, screaming in the process.
“Waaaah!”
“It’s a boy.” Jessica says.
Carmen holds up the baby and Daniel smiles, “He’s quite handsome. Like his dad.”
Johnny smiles a teary smile, “Yeah. He is.”
Daniel groans, “Oh god. Johnny, I think there’s another one!”
“Wait—what?”
“There in fact is another one.” Carmen stated. “Come on Daniel, push.”
Daniel starts pushing again and another baby pops out.
“It’s a girl this time.” Amanda said.
”She kinda looks like you, Daniel-San.” Kumiko adds.
“She’s beautiful.” Daniel replied.
“So, we have twins?” Johnny asks.
”Yes. A boy and a girl. They both look identical to you guys.”
“Jesus Christ! There’s another!” Daniel yells.
”What the f—“
”Push Daniel! Push with all the energy you have left!” Jessica says.
“Oh god! This hurts!”
“Come on Daniel-San, you can do it.” Kumiko replies.
“You got this.” Amanda adds.
Daniel shakes his head, crying, “I can’t, it hurts.”
“Daniel, you are the strongest person I know. You can do this. Now give it all you got.” Johnny says.
Daniel licks his lips, takes a deep breath and pushes for the last and final time.
”It’s another boy.” Kumiko smiles.
Daniel finally has a chance to rest. He’s sweaty and panting but it was worth it.
“T-There’s three?” Johnny asks. He then passes out.
“Good grief.” Daniel says, rolling his eyes.
“What are you gonna name them?” Carmen asked.
“Robby, Samantha and Miguel.”
“Those are perfect.” Amanda says.
Johnny gets up from the floor, “I’m a dad of three!” He cheers.
”Yes you are.” Daniel laughs.
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The end