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In the Hogwarts Express. James and Sirius are sitting. Lily and Severus enter the cabin.
Lily: Hello. Can we sit here?
James: Hmmmm.....What house do you like? I like Gryffindor.
Sirius: Me too!
Severus: Hmph.... Slytherin.
Sirius: That's ridiculous!
James: Slytherin is bad.
Lily: Slytherin? Gryffindor? I don't know.
Severus: You are a Slytherin.... with me.
James: No way! She's pretty. Slytherin's aren't pretty.
Sirius: Yeah! Also, Slytherin is stupid!
Severus: No! Gryffindor is stupid! Idiot!
Sirius: You're an idiot! And you are ugly!
Lily: Hey! That's not nice! Come on Severus. I'm fed up.
Sirius: Fine! Go then!
Severus and James: *sticks their tongues out to each other*
