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Shi Qingxuan and He Xuan were at Shi Qingxuan’s palace in the heavens. It was a normal every other day of He Xuan filling his stomach which was a black hole and Shi Qingxuan annoying him.
Today, Shi Qingxuan was in her female form and He Xuan in his male form.
He Xuan was slurping away, on his 16th bowl of noodles while Shi Qingxuan was annoying him. She kept on talking about nonsense and poking him.
“Ah, I wanted to ask you, do you think my ass has gotten bigger? I think it’s gotten more plump” Shi Qingxuan said this while bending over, her knees on the floor and ass facing He Xuan’s face, while the poor calamity was just trying to peacefully eat his 16th bowl of noodles.
He had enough. By a flash he grabbed Shi Qingxuans waist and hand and pinned her to the floor. He grabbed her fan which was laying on the table and,
*smack smack smack*
He was spanking her with her own fan.
“Ah! Ah! Ming-Xiong stop stop! Ah!”
”I pro- Ah! I promise I’ll never annoy you agai- Ah!”
He gave her a big hard final spank and finally let her go.
Later on, when the poor calamity was on his 23rd bowl, a grin spread across Shi Qingxuan’s face as she playfully said
”So, was my ass soft?” He Xuan gave her a death glare and his hand went immediately to Shi Qingxuan’s fan again.
”Ah! Ah! No no no! No more! MING-XIONG PUT IT DOWN!”