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1. Steamed by summerofspock

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   05 Jun 2022

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Alternate Universe - Human
   • Porn Star Crowley
   • Barista Aziraphale
   • Masturbation
   • Porn Watching
   • obviously some level of voyeurism and the joy found therein
   • Cam work
   • Dirty Talk
   • Crowley Has a Large Penis (Good Omens)
   • Size Kink
   • Bottom Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Top Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Blow Jobs
   • Rimming
   • Awkward Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • cringe is dead there is only crowleys mammoth dong
   • Humor
   • Romance
   • equal smut to penis ratio
   • Anal Sex

   Summary

   When Aziraphale's favorite porn star walks into the coffee shop where he works, it completely derails Aziraphale's day.

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   What happens when the sexy guy you're used to watching fuck people on your computer screen is actually the most awkward man you've ever met?

   This fic is what happens.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   12,701

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