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1. Karkat is your crabby waiter, at your service. (I didn't have a title so I'm winging it) by MakeAStriderSmile

   Fandoms: Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gen
   • Complete Work

   17 May 2015

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
   • John Egbert
   • Dave Strider
   • Karkat Vantas
   • Kanaya Maryam (mentioned)
   • Rose Lalonde (Mentioned)
   • Alternate First Meeting AU
   • Alternate Universe - No Sburb/Sgrub Sessions
   • Karkat is your crabby waiter at your service
   • That crab pun was unintentional
   • Thanks Nubbybub for inspiring this
   • I posted this on Tumblr but I just got this account and wanted to post it here too
   • Uh I don't know what else to tag this with?
   • Rated Mature for Karkat's mouth
   • And by that I mean his language but his mouth is cute too
   • I read over this and realized Karkat doesn't even swear
   • but fuck it

   Summary

   Finally got it hyperlinked, big thanks to Kaki_Idk!
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   Dave gets out of finals, totally expecting to be able to lay down and sleep for a while. Luckily, John is there to rescue him and take him out for lunch.
   Karkat is their glorious waiter and Dave can't help but stare.
   I'm sure you've already seen someone write for this prompt, but this is a different story, so don't yell at me for it.

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