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12:47pm
Butthead was awoken suddenly by a loud crash in his living room.
“Uhh… BEAVIS WHAT THE HELL?”
Beavis was laying face down on the floor, giggling like usual.
“Eheh sorry bout that I like, tripped. Heh!”
“What the hell are you even doing here buttwad it’s like, midnight or something!”
“Uhm I dunno… heh” Beavis mumbled as he got up off the floor only to trip again, this time landing on Butthead’s side of the couch.
Butthead could tell something was up with his friend. He was acting a bit more like a buttmonkey than usual.
“Beavis! What’s wrong with you? Why are you acting all clumsy and stuff?”
“Heheh I like, went behind Maxi-Mart and drank the stuff at the bottom of old beer cans! Heh it ruled!”
“Uhh okay Beavis,”
Butthead reached for the remote knowing it would be impossible to go back to sleep with Beavis around, especially in this state of drunkenness.
‘Maybe I can find some hot chicks with big thingies or some explosions or something’ Butthead thought as he switched through the channels absentmindedly.
Beavis scooted a bit closer to Butthead, giggling louder.
“Eh heheh Hey Butthead, I’m like, really horny!”
Butthead turned his head, throwing his friend a disgusted glance.
“Yeah? What do ya want me to do about it?” Butthead grimaced.
Beavis scooted even CLOSER to the other boy, forcing Butthead to share HIS side of the couch. The blonde was clinging on to his friend’s arm and began running his fingers up and down it.
“Uhh” Butthead was mostly just confused by his friend’s actions.
“Uhhmmheh Can I like, heh suck your dick?” The intoxicated teen slurred and laughed while letting his face fall into the side of Butthead’s neck.
“Uh-“ Butthead froze, absolutely shocked by the audacity his friend had to even ask such a thing.
‘He’s gotta be fucking with me… right?’ Butthead wondered.
“Beavis what th- OH!“
Suddenly Beavis was kissing his neck, stopping Butthead from finishing his sentence.
The blonde’s eyes drifted down to notice the lump in the center of his friends shorts.
Beavis laughed vulgarly, taking his discovery as an invitation to put his hand on it.
Butthead felt a shiver go up his spine as Beavis’s hand connected with his boner.
Now Beavis was making his way up to Butthead’s mouth, kissing him there instead.
The brunette let out a strangled sound as beavis squeezed his member through his shorts.
The blonde moved around so that he was now straddling his friend.
Butthead really didn’t want to admit this to himself but he too was getting really horny.
Beavis started rocking his hips and grinding himself against Butthead’s growing stiffy. He grabbed Butthead’s shirt collar and pulled away from his face for a second.
“Um, actually Butthead… can you like, hm DO ME instead! hmeheh” Beavis asked, laughing deliriously.
Butthead’s face was as red as a tomato, starring down wide-eyed at the way Beavis was grinding on his rod.
Getting drunk with your friend and then doing it with them is one thing, but doing it with your friend when only one of you is drunk just felt kinda… wrong. Who knows if Beavis would even remember any of this when he wakes up tomorrow. Not to mention Beavis seemed seconds away from falling asleep right then and there.
“Uh, Beavis?” He looked back up at his stupid, smiling friend who was wobbling around, fighting to keep his eyes open.
“Why don’t you go to sleep now and uhhh do this… tomorrow?…”
“Heh um, okayyy” he giggled, resting his head on Butthead’s shoulder and hugging him tight, planning on falling asleep right there in his lap.
“Wait a second Beavis,” Butthead got up from the couch and walked to his room. In seconds he was back with a blanket that he took from his bed.
“Here” Butthead offered as he layed down next to Beavis and pulled the covers over them.
“Hm that’s nice…” Beavis declared, snuggling into Butthead.
Butthead looped an arm around Beavis too and softly stroked his back.
‘Uhhh what just happened?’ He questioned, still shaking as he layed there with nothing but the sound of crappy music videos playing in the background.
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10:16am
Beavis was the first to wake up.
He opened his eyes and immediately jumped at how close Butthead’s face was to his.
‘What the hell? Why do we have a blanket?’ Beavis wondered as he scooted farther from his friend.
“Ughhh”
Beavis’s stomach lurched and his head began to throb as the hangover hit him.
‘Like, what even happened last night?’
Beavis remembered getting drunk behind Maxi-Mart and seeing Butthead but the rest was really cloudy.
He looked around at his surroundings for any sort of clues as to what could have happened however, nothing really seemed out of place?
He glanced over at Butthead who was still fast asleep. Beavis’s eyes drifted down to Butthead’s neck, his eyes widened.
‘Are… Are those HICKEYS?!’ Beavis panicked, and then it hit him.
Now he remembered what happened last night.
‘Oh shit! Oh SHIT! HMHM’ He was shaking and freaking out.
The violent shaking woke Butthead up.
He opened his eyes to Beavis hovering over him, nervously biting his lip.
Oh boy…
“Uh… so like, Beavis” Butthead started, calmly.
“UHM UH-“ Beavis felt like he had to puke so he rushed to the bathroom.
Butthead wondered what he should do. Beavis very obviously wanted him, judging from his performance last night.
Actually Butthead wanted Beavis too, but he was always afraid Beavis would get weirded out and push him away but now that all this happened, he knew Beavis felt the same way he did.
Butthead got up and walked over to the bathroom.
*knock knock knock* “Beavis I’m coming in okay? huhuh coming in…” He opened the door to see Beavis sitting on the floor.
“Uh, Beavis it’s like okay and stuff…” Butthead sat down and awkwardly tried to reassure his friend.
“Your not like, mad?”
“Uhh no”
“Umm are you happy about it?”
Butthead didn’t feel like using his words anymore, he found it easier to let Beavis know how he felt another way.
The taller boy caressed Beavis’s rose-colored cheek then placed his lips on his for the second time.
Unlike last night the kiss didn’t last for very long as Butthead pulled away to look at his friend.
“So like, there”
Beavis placed a hand on Butthead’s then looked up.
“Woah!” Beavis exclaimed with a smile.
The moment was then interrupted when Beavis ran to the toilet and began vomiting.
Butthead left the room thankful that he did that AFTER he decided to kiss him.