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1. two idiots walk into a bar by ratbandaid

   Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   15 Jul 2022

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Felix Hugo Fraldarius/Sylvain Jose Gautier
   • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
   • Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd/Claude von Riegan
   • Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd
   • Dedue Molinaro
   • Felix Hugo Fraldarius
   • Sylvain Jose Gautier
   • Background & Cameo Characters
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Organized Crime
   • Pining
   • Light-Hearted
   • Alternate Universe - Bar/Pub
   • Getting Together
   • Secrets
   • Crushes
   • Confessions
   • One Shot
   • Friends to Lovers
   • Mild Language
   • idk how to tag but sylvain says smth a lil spicy and felix thinks abt it briefly

   Summary

   “You will attend the club under the guise as bachelors attending the singles’ mixer. Disguises are welcome. Encouraged, actually.” Dedue eyes Felix briefly. “If you are opposed to it, you are welcome to attend as you are—but do not blow your cover if Dimitri or Claude approach you and ask why you are there.”

   Felix imagines the stakeout with Sylvain now, though instead of being together the whole time, he’s forced to talk to random people and watch Sylvain effortlessly charm all the women there. Maybe some guys too. Hell, maybe the whole singles’ mixer would gather around Sylvain because of that near gravitational pull his perfect smile and his honeyed voice have. How can Felix be expected to watch over Dimitri if his attention will be torn between watching Dimitri having a fun and successful date and watching Sylvain getting stolen away?

   Aaaand now, Felix is back to dreading tomorrow night.

   ----
   or, in which felix and his crush are sent to go spy on their boss' date

   Series

   • Part 1 of sylvix dimiclaude mafia au thing

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