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" Why are you gay?"
" What?"
" Why are you gay?"
" I'm not gay. You're gay,"
" Sorry Daniel, but the reagent is also a fag detector, and it says that you're a big gay,"
" huh"
" Gay,"
" I'm gonna do the gritty,"
" Daniel no,"
* Does the gritty *
" Danny stop it,"
" no,"
" I am going to mcmurder u,"
" huh"
* stabs him *
" Daniel, stop it,"
" Haha no "
* Continues stabing*
" U realize that getting stabbed while doing gritty is gay gay homosexual gay right Daniel?"
" Huh"
* West stobs stabbing*
" Me no gay,"
Herbert motions to the stab wounds in his chest, " U gay,"
" NOOOOOOOOOO" He shrieks,
" Hahahahahahhaha now m gonna reanimate u"
" No,"
* Dan perishes *
" Yass slay," Herbert whips out a syringe and stabs Dan again.
" I AM LIIVE!!!!"
" You am gay,"
Dan does lipbite and kisses Herbert
" Hahahah i infected u with da gay,"
" NOOOOOO!!!!!!! My work! My reaserch! I'm going to spill my homo into the reagent."
" U mean yo nut?" Dan bites his lip funky wocky slush fortnite udandge knuckles FNAF fortnite type silly goofy.
" NO!!!!"
* Turns super sonic and kicks Dan in his massive dick *
" NOOO! MY FUTURE KIDS,"
" Now you can't have children, Daniel. How do you like that? Now you can only create life with me,"
Dan frowns like an emo boy.
" cut my life into pieces, this is me last resort,"
" Stop being a gay little emo bitch we have work 2 do. If you don't I'm gonna sell u 2 the beatles so I can afford more equipment,"
" NOOOO HERBERT DON'T SELL ME TO THE bEATLES!!!!!!!""
" m gunna sell u 2 dah beetles,"
* Herbert disintergrates for a few seconds before appearing with all the beatles *
" Here cums the sun doododooood" They all recite in unison, surrounding Daniel.
Dan starts screamng and huddles up in the corner as the t-posing beetles float over him.
" Little Darlling it;'s been a wild coold lonely wintah "
" NNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
" bruh moment, Anyways where's my money,"
Berry b benosn floats into the room with his suitcase, " No! Dr. West don't do it!!!!"
The beatles stop and begin looking at the bee.
" Herbert this isn't you!!!! Don't sell your boyfriend to dah beatles,"
* The silently beatles think for a moment. Is slavery right? Is buying another human being okay? Suddenly they realize that buying humans is a crime. They begin talking amongst themselves and after a few minutes they all nod in agreement *
The hottest beatle says, " If we can't buy humans then can we buy you?"
" What?"
" Let's think bee guys!" The second hottest one yells.
Suddenly they all begin chanting, " THINKING BEE! THINKING BEE!"
They wave their arms up as they chant and begin running towards the small bee.
" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Berry B bbesnon flys up the stairwell, but the least hot beatle grabs him and shoves him in his mouth.
The bee stings the least hot beatle but instead of crying like a little baby bith he just swallows.
As this is going on Herbert and Dan are passionatley making out in the corner.
" Yesterdya, no bees were stinging the least hot beetle but now it seems as though that dumbass got stung. Oh i beleve in yesterdaaaaaaaaayyyy," The third hottest beeatle sings, twerking and maniaccley laughing.
The hottest beatle begins singing, " Fortnite battlepass,"
The second hottest joins him, " I just shit, out my ass,"
The third hottest beatle suddenly transforms into shrek.
" omg I turns gween uwu,"
" Did you just say uwu?" Dan and Herbert ask in unison, retracting from eahch others faces.
" Maybe owo,"
" THAT'S FUCKING IT!" Herbert whipes out his pisto amd shoots the third hottest beatle inthe head.
" Good ridens," Daniel mutters.
All the beatles flinch backwards as the loud noise rings through the room.
" Nope nope don't shoot us please," They sing.
" Fuck ya life!" Herbert shoots every single one point-blank in the head.
They all collapse onto the floor and Dan and Herbert high five.
" Haha dead,"
" rip lmao,"
" Hey herbert what if we get married....??" Dan asks
" Yes," Herbert kisses him.
" Trans rights!!!!" Danny Devito yells, standing at the stariwell.