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Aether has created “don‘t leave“
Aether added Albedo, Amber, Ayaka and 20+ more
Xiao left
Aether: I said dont how hard is it for you to read
Aether added Xiao
Aether set the kick feature to admin only
Aether set the mute feature to admin only
Xiao: Why am I here, Traveler?
Aether: no need for formalities xiao just wait
Amber: omg hi everyone!!
Diluc: stop adding me to group chats
Kaeya: My, what do we have here?
Diluc: why are you here
Xiao: Grammar is not considered a “formality“ as far as I know?
Zhongli: Who are these people, Aether?
Aether: shut up
Aether: and zhongli stop teaching him to be so formal its getting bad
Mona: stop spamming I‘m tryna read someones cards i need mora
Diluc: stop adding me to group chats full of poor people*
Aether: just shut up everyone
Aether: who stole my fucking scarf
Aether: yknow the cream colored thing around my neck
Xiangling: i haven‘t seen anyone around wanmin restaurant with your scarf sorry
Kaeya: Neither have I. I couldn‘t wear it, it doesn‘t suit my style after all.
Diluc: you look like you‘re trying to be famous but it doesn‘t work wdym style
Kaeya: you look like you were supposed to be cremated but you escaped
Hu Tao: i heard someone needs cremation? there‘s currently a family deal!
Yanfei: Stop selling them funeral services they clearly have unresolved family issues
Venti: I HEARD THERE‘S A GROUP CHAT???????
Diluc: why is he here
Venti: HI DEELUC!!
Aether: is he drunk
Kaeya: did you just call him deeluc
Venti: yeah!!! why not?
Kaeya: I‘m taking that name, thank you very much dear bard.
Venti: HEY
Gorou: Excuse me?
Aether: why are you awake its late at inazuma
Gorou: i had work
Aether: go sleep
Aether: mondstadt people where is my scarf I saw it last at good hunters
Jean: The Knights could look out for it on their patrols if you‘d like?
Diluc: they‘re inefficient they wouldn‘t see an intruder running off in front of them
Zhongli: It seems as if your main security team lacks hardworking people. The Millelith could potentially lend some forces?
Ningguang: i know you‘re like morax and all but they‘re not yours to command
Venti: yeahh peepaw youre in retirement dont forget!!
Zhongli: “Peepaw“? What is the meaning of this word?
Aether: help
Childe: hi there comrades! just came back from collecting someones debts how r u guys doing
Aether: PLEASE tell me you saw my scarf somewhere around you usually act like u got 8 eyes or sum pls use them
Childe: thats something scarasmoochie says to me excuse me
Aether: yeah me and @Scaramouche talked he recommended that to me
Scaramouche: tf u want blonde fuck
Childe: ayo bowl cut man calm down
Scaramouche: shut the fuck up ginger at least work properly and stop texting these bitches here
Aether: hes emo for sure
Gorou: is that the one that distributed delusions amongst the resistance‘s forces?
Aether: GO SLEEP
Scaramouche: i mean they did help you didnt they
Sangonomiya Kokomi: My forces had casualties because of you! I deem this behavior unacceptable.
Aether: not you too wtf
Aether: im muting u guys so u can sleep
Aether: it‘s always the inazuman fucks
Aether: also your name‘s too long lemme change that
Aether muted Gorou, Sangonomiya Kokomi and Scaramouche
Aether changed Sangonomiya Kokomi‘s name to Fish