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1. 3-in-1 Shampoo/Conditioner/Bodywash - the Real Gateway Drug by Anonymous

   Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)  

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   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   27 Dec 2022

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   • Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
   • Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji
   • Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
   • one sided wangxian (but for how long?)
   • sketchy as fuck LWJ
   • does this count as dark!Lan Zhan
   • implied bi WWX
   • modern au - no cultivation
   • pretty much equal amounts of piss and masturbation
   • LWJ stays HYDRATED
   • staking your claim by cumming in his shampoo/bodywash combo and pissing everywhere
   • Does this count as watersports?
   • Piss Marking
   • Come Marking
   • that's not how you're supposed to wash clothes
   • cum in food
   • brief cameo of food fucking
   • piss in food
   • that's not how you're supposed to use a condom
   • the fleshlight is used correctly but by more ppl than usual
   • Exhibitionism
   • LWJ really said "your sex toys more like OUR sex toys"
   • Sloppy Seconds
   • getting off to the sound of your roommate masturbating
   • is that what the kids call voyeurism these days?
   • Alcoholism mention
   • Piss Drinking
   • lan zhan's Pit of Depravity TM
   • No Sex
   • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
   • sexually charged assisted pissing
   • accidental hold
   • Omorashi
   • freak4freak wangxian is starting to peek through the NC here
   • emotional manipulation/subdrop of sorts
   • co-pissing
   • panty huffing
   • Degradation
   • dubcon blowjob
   • FaceFucking
   • Non-Consensual Somnophilia
   • pissing on someone who's passed out drunk
   • Spanking
   • Verbal Humiliation
   • Mutual Masturbation
   • jerking off walkthrough (with commentary)
   • threats of edging
   • mutual CNC fantasies
   • Unreliable Narrator
   • I gave LWJ the LBH sized cock he deserves
   • Bathing
   • pissing in fleshlight

   Summary

   Living with Lan Zhan really is the best thing that could have happened to Wei Ying – the man cooks, cleans, and is always a genuine pleasure to be around. He’s so glad that his friend managed to get him to stop being such a stubborn dumbass (which Wei Ying knows he can be, occasionally) and just move into Lan Zhan’s spare bedroom.

   The only thing Wei Ying could even try to find fault with his roommate for would be that, well, he tends to leave the shared bathroom door open whenever he needs to piss. Not that it’s that big of a deal! The man’s probably just used to living alone, and it’s not like Wei Ying hadn’t forgotten and done the same himself back when he used to live with Jiang Cheng. Honestly, it’s such a small thing that it’s not even worth bringing up.

   Lan Zhan is perfect, after all, and it wouldn’t do to embarrass him over something so inconsequential.

    

   AKA Wei Ying and Lan Zhan figure out how to be roommates. As the two learn to get used to living with each other, habits are formed, for better or for worse.

   Series

   • Part 2 of The cup runneth over

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