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1. No Hard Feelings by Mangoshorthand

   Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   04 Aug 2022

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Number Five | The Boy & Original Character(s)
   • Dolores/Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
   • Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)/Original Female Character(s)
   • Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
   • Original Female Character(s)
   • Lila Pitts
   • Diego Hargreeves
   • Vanya Hargreeves | Viktor Hargreeves
   • Luther Hargreeves
   • Original Male Character(s)
   • Klaus Hargreeves
   • Sloane Hargreeves
   • Minor Characters
   • Aged-Up Number Five | The Boy
   • Resolved Sexual Tension
   • Misogyny
   • BDSM
   • Light BDSM
   • Vaginal Fingering
   • Anal Fingering
   • Anal Sex
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Spanking
   • Enthusiastic Consent
   • Romance
   • Slow Build
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Porn
   • Porn With Plot
   • Porn with Feelings
   • Rough Sex
   • Blow Jobs
   • Oral Sex
   • Rimming
   • Eventual Romance
   • Daddy Kink
   • Love interest is O/C but referred to in 2nd person
   • Under-negotiated Kink

   Summary

   You're Five's latest assassination target, but things don't go to plan and now he wants you as his fuckbuddy. Funny how what we want and what we need are rarely in line.

   Set around six years after the events of Season 3 with everything resolved and Umbrellas back in the right timeline. Spoilers for season 3 around the presence or non presence of characters. The protagonist is halfway between a Reader Insert and an O/C.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Hard Feelings

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   47,880

   Chapters:

   12/12

   Comments:

   137

   Kudos:

   351

   Bookmarks:

   34

   Hits:

   10,614