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1. Sticks & Stones May Break My Bones (But Bullets Could Never Kill Me) by 67paranormals

   Fandoms: Dream SMP  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Gen, Other
   • Complete Work

   08 Jul 2022

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson
   • Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit
   • Wilbur Soot & Technoblade
   • Wilbur Soot & Phil Watson
   • Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & Phil Watson
   • Technoblade & TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF)
   • TommyInnit & Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Clay | Dream & GeorgeNotFound & Sapnap (Video Blogging RPF)
   • TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Phil Watson | Philza
   • Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Technoblade's Chat (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Wilbur Soot
   • Jschlatt (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Sapnap (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Sleepy Bois Inc. (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF)
   • GeorgeNotFound (Video Blogging RPF)
   • TommyInnit-centric (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Vigilante TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Hero Wilbur Soot
   • Superhero Wilbur Soot
   • Siren Wilbur Soot
   • Hero Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Winged Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Angel of Death Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Technoblade Hears Voices (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Hero Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Blood God Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Protective Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Hurt TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Scared TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF)
   • TommyInnit is Called Theseus (Video Blogging RPF)
   • TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF) as Theseus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)
   • Villain Jschlatt (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Goat Hybrid Jschlatt (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Villain Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Villain Sapnap (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Villain GeorgeNotFound (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Major Character Injury
   • Crime Fighting
   • Weapons
   • Fire

   Summary

   “I really am stupid,” Tommy mutters to himself as he sat peacefully on the roof.

   Two nights ago, Tommy snuck into Hero’s HQ, leaving a note for his number one fans.

   It was a matter of time before one shows.

   —

   This is a OneShot.

   Language:

   English

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