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Part 2 of Chat Fics 🤨
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When you- when- when you- when- wheEEEeen

Chapter 1: Dumb. Dumb as hell

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(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Riddle Rosehearts created the chat!

Riddle Rosehearts named the chat Housewardens!

Riddle Rosehearts added Malleus Draconia, Azul Ashengrotto, and four others!

Riddle Rosehearts

Hello

Kalim Al-Asim

:D?

Vil Schoenheit

Hello Riddle

Malleus Draconia

what

Idia Shroud

Sigh. Malleus-shi, come over to Ignihyde, this is just embarrassing

Idia Shroud

..Please?

Malleus Draconia

o k

Azul Ashengrotto

Hi

Leona Kingscholar

what do you want

Riddle Rosehearts

Headmage Crowley asked me to make this, as a way of communication away from our meetings

Kalim Al-Asim

Cool! But Malleus can’t even use his phone

Idia Shroud

im working on it, Kalim-shi

Kalim Al-Asim

Oh, that’s nice!

Vil Schoenheit

Things like these usually derail quite quickly

Riddle Rosehearts

I hope this one does not

Leona Kingscholar

with the people here? no chance this is going to stay normal

Kalim Al-Asim

It feels weird just having our names, why don’t we change them?

Idia Shroud

Are the nicknames going to be stupid? Probably, so I’m leaving them all to Kalim

Riddle Rosehearts

Wait why can’t I change my name

Idia Shroud

Kalim is probably going to make our nicknames stupid but at least it’ll be happy

Kalim Al-Asim

Thank you, Idia-san :D

Kalim Al-Asim changed the chat name to Party City but BETTER!

Kalim Al-Asim changed Idia Shroud’s name to Pain & Panic!

Pain & Panic

oh lmao

Malleus Draconia

Lmao?

Pain & Panic

Laughing my ass off, Malleus-shi. It means ‘laughing my ass off’ I have told you this

Malleus Draconia

Right

Kalim Al-Asim changed Leona Kingscholar’s name to The Superior Brother!

The Superior Brother

what

Kalim Al-Asim

Do you not like it :(?

The Superior Brother

what made you come to this conclusion

Kalim Al-Asim

Oh, Farena kind of made fun of Jamil last time we went over there, I think it was for Cheka’s second birthday??

Kalim Al-Asim

I still have not forgiven him :)

The Superior Brother

ooh kay

Kalim Al-Asim changed Azul Ashengrotto’s name to So Pretty!! Much Wow!!!

So Pretty!! Much Wow!!

I think this name would better fit Schoenheit-san-

Vil Schoenheit

No, I think it does just fine with you

Kalim Al-Asim changed Riddle Rosehearts’s name to Violets are Blue!

Violets are Blue

I do not understand

Kalim Al-Asim

Roses are red, Violets are blue. You have Roses in your name

Violets are Blue

oh

Vil Schoenheit

Really, you must keep up, Riddle

Pain & Panic

/j it Vil-shi, before you make him mad 

Violets are Blue

Where are you, Vil.

Vil Schoenheit

/j, of course, you needn’t keep up with anything!

Violets are Blue

oh. Sorry for scaring you, then Idia-san

Pain & Panic

i just had like seven panic attacks in the span of that

Kalim Al-Asim

Oh no are you okay? D:

So Pretty!! Much Wow!!

That doesn’t seem healthy

Violets are Blue

If you are unwell, you should go to the infirmary

Pain & Panic

No..

Vil Schoenheit

No? Idia-san you have clearly suffered because of this

Pain & Panic

I was just joking…sorry for worrying you guys…

Malleus Draconia

But you are currently having a panic attack?

Pain & Panic

Anxiety attack, and this isn’t because of them

Kalim Al-Asim

What’s it because of? I can take care of it :)

Pain & Panic

Are you threatening my anxiety?

Kalim Al-Asim

heh. No….anyways I don’t really like Leona’s name I’m going to change it now

Kalim Al-Asim changed The Superior Brother’s name to Sleep, child.!

Sleep, child.

I am older than you

Kalim Al-Asim

That does not matter

Kalim Al-Asim changed Vil Schoenheit’s name to Maybe he’s born with it?!

Maybe he’s born with it?

If you’re talking about my beauty, than yes. If you’re talking about my mental illness, than yes

Pain & Panic

goals

Kalim Al-Asim changed Malleus Draconia’s name to What is a phone?!

What is a phone?

?

Pain & Panic

are u joking

Kalim Al-Asian changed their name to Parseltongue!

Parseltounge

Get it? Because I’m always talking to Jamil

Pain & Panic

ngl I thought this was a jab at him being a liar

Violets are Blue

You two are weird

Parseltongue

Thanks!

Pain & Panic

yeah, what they said

Maybe he’s born with it?

That’s that, then. Time to close this chat and forget all about it

Maybe he’s born with it? killed the chat!

Notes:

Yeah idk I’ve been hyperfixated on twst for a while ig

Also the chat needed a name so, Party City but better