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[Main Group Chat]
Rhea: Greetings, house leaders. I have given you a privilege to be on a group chat. You are given permission to create other chatrooms to your liking. I ask, however, that you do not abuse the chat system.
Edelgard von Hresvelg: Do not worry, Archbishop. We will try our best to make sure nobody abuses the chat system, or any of the chatrooms. Looking at you, Claude.
Claude von Riegan: Must you single me out like that?
Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd: Edelgard, please don’t single people out like that…
Claude von Riegan: Awww, thanks Dimitri.
Rhea: I trust that you will do everything in your power to avoid such consequences. I have given you admin privileges. Do not misuse them.
Claude von Riegan: Understood, Lady Rhea.
[Golden Deer Group Chat]
Claude von Riegan has added seven more people to the chatroom
Lorenz Hellman Gloucester: Claude, why must you have admin privileges? You will most certainly abuse them at first chance.
Lysithea von Ordelia: Wouldn’t Rhea remove them if she found out?
Leonie Pinelli: I agree.
Claude von Riegan: With that out of the way, name changing time.
Lysithea von Ordelia: I think everyone would like to choose their own nickname.
Claude von Riegan: Go ahead, submit your request.
Claude von Riegan has changed his name to Scheming Meme King
Hilda Valentine Goneril: You’ve really done it this time, Claude.
Lorenz Hellman Gloucester: I will permit you to name me whatever, but do not make it ridiculous!
Scheming Meme King has changed Lorenz Hellman Gloucester’s name to Lorenz
Raphael Kirsten: Can you do Muscle Man?
Scheming Meme King has changed Raphael Kirsten’s name to Muscle Man
Ignatz Victor: Go with whatever as long as it isn’t too cruel.
Scheming Meme King has changed Ignatz Victor’s name to Ignatz
Ignatz: Fine by me.
Lysithea von Ordelia: As long as it isn’t along the lines of you calling me a child, anything ridiculous, or cruel, I’m fine with any nickname
Scheming Meme King has changed Lysithea von Ordelia’s name to Sweet Toothed Girl
Sweet Toothed Girl: Claude!
Scheming Meme King has changed Sweet Toothed Girl’s name to Lysithea
Lysithea: Thank you.
Scheming Meme King: Don’t blast me with spells now, though.
Marianne von Edmund: Umm…Can you do Mari <3?
Scheming Meme King has changed Marianne von Edmund’s name to Mari <3
Hilda Valentine Goneril: Can you do Pink Flower?
Scheming Meme King has changed Hilda Valentine Goneril’s name to Pink Flower
Leonie Pinelli: Was that a mix of your hair color and the whole thing about you being a delicate flower, Hilda?
Pink Flower: Must you do that, Leonie?!
Scheming Meme King: Do you mind if I skip over your request, Leonie? I have a good name for you.
Leonie Pinelli: As long as it is not cruel.
Scheming Meme King changed Leonie Pinelli’s name to Captain Jeralt’s Apprentice
Captain Jeralt’s Apprentice: Believe it or not, Claude, I was going to ask for that nickname.
Muscle Man: What was that saying again? Two minds think alike?
Lysithea: Forgotten the saying already, haven’t you?
Scheming Meme King: It was "Brilliant minds think alike".
Captain Jeralt's Apprentice: I'd say that we totally nailed that saying there.
Scheming Meme King has changed his name to Schemester
Lysithea: Didn’t like your nickname, Claude?
Schemester: Too long for my liking.
Schemester: Now, I have a pretty boy to meet with.
Schemester is offline
Lorenz: Ten to one it’s Dimitri.
Muscle Man: I think we’re all going to say ten.
[Blue Lions Group Chat]
Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd has added seven more people to the chatroom
Sylvain Jose Gautier: His Highness has admin privileges?!
Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd: That I do, Sylvain.
Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd: Now then, I know everyone would like nicknames on this chatroom, so go ahead and submit your request.
Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd has changed his name to Dimi
Dedue Molinaro: Just do Dedue for me, Your Highness.
Dimi has changed Dedue Molinaro’s name to Dedue
Felix Hugo Fraldarius: Do bladepoint. No capital letters.
Dimi has changed Felix Hugo Fraldarius’s name to bladepoint
Ashe Ubert: Please do Pure Boy
Dimi has changed Ashe Ubert’s name to Pure Boy
Sylvain Jose Gautier: Do Sylvain <3<3<3
Pure Boy: That is a lot of hearts!
Dimi has changed Sylvain Jose Gautier’s name to Sylvain <3<3<3
Mercedes von Martritz: Do Mercie for me, please.
Annette Fantine Dominic: And Annie for me
Dimi has changed Mercedes von Martritz’s name to Mercie
Dimi has changed Annette Fantine Dominic’s name to Annie
Ingrid Brandl Galatea: Can I do Galatea Pegasus Knight?
Dimi has changed Ingrid Brandl Galatea’s name to Galatea Pegasus Knight
Dimi: With nicknames out of the way, I have someone to meet with.
Pure Boy: Most likely Claude, right?
bladepoint: Most likely.
[Black Eagles Group Chat]
Edelgard von Hresvelg has added seven more people to the chatroom
Edelgard von Hresvelg: Greetings, Black Eagles.
Hubert von Vestra: My my! You’ve gone fancy with this, Lady Edelgard.
Dorothea Arnault: Don’t you dare flirt with her, Hubert. Edie is off limits for flirting.
Edelgard von Hresvelg: No need to worry, Dorothea, I don’t think he was trying to flirt.
Edelgard von Hresvelg: In any case, it’s time for nicknames.
Petra Macneary: I am having confusion. What is a nickname?
Bernadetta von Varley: Uhh…It’s a sort of name different from the one the person already has, either teasing or affectionate.
Petra Macneary: I am having gratitude.
Edelgard von Hresvelg has changed her name to Empress Edie
Hubert von Vestra: Just Hubert is fine.
Empress Edie has changed Hubert von Vestra’s name to Hubert.
Ferdinand von Aegir: Pretty sure you know what to do, Edelgard.
Empress Edie has changed Ferdinand von Aegir’s name to I am Ferdinand von Aegir
Linhardt von Hevring: Hm? Oh! I would like Sleep Boy, if you may.
Empress Edie has changed Linhardt von Hevring’s name to Sleep Boy
Caspar von Bergliez: Just do Caspar, please.
Empress Edie has changed Caspar von Bergliez’s name to Caspar
Bernadetta von Varley: Do Bernie, please.
Empress Edie has changed Bernadetta von Varley’s name to Bernie
Dorothea Arnault: Mystical Songstress, please.
Bernie: Aren’t you known as that?
Dorothea Arnault: Yep. Why not, though?
Empress Edie has changed Dorothea Arnault’s name to Mystical Songstress
Petra Macneary: I request my nickname to be Brigid Pride, please.
Empress Edie has changed Petra Macneary’s name to Brigid Pride
Empress Edie: Alright, that’s out of the way.
Bernie: Now what?
Empress Edie: Depends on what Claude and Dimitri want to do next. With the permission of the archbishop, of course.
Empress Edie: I will see what they want to do