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iheartkohane: @everyone GUYS GET ONLINE PLS

iheartkohane: @everyone GUYS PLS ☹️☹️

IMSTRAIGHT: STOP PINGING THE FUCKKING GC

IMSTRAIGHT: MY GOd

fatherissues: Shiraishi stop pinging everybody

fatherissues: Also Akito don’t swear

IMSTRAIGHT: sowwy toya

IMSTRAIGHT: why arent u guys saying anything

iheartkohane: maybe bc you SAID “SOWWY TOYA” ??

Kohamster: Hi everyone!!

Kohamster: What’s going on?

iheartkohane: KOHANEE HIIII ALSO scroll up the chat lmfao

IMSTRAIGHT: STOP NO.

iheartkohane: LMAO I BET SHE SAW IT

iheartkohane: @Kohamster DID YOU SEE IT YET?

IMSTRAIGHT has deleted a chat.

IMSTRAIGHT: @Kohamster say no plz

IMSTRAIGHT: im literally begging u

Kohamster replying to iheartkohane: …I’m sorry Shinonome but I did see it and I regret it

IMSTRAIGHT: IM GOING TI CRY.

iheartkohane: oh no! ANYWAYS do you guys wanna see my fight song glmv?

Notes:

HELLOOOOO!! I THINK I BROKE A PROMISE(??) ON MY LAST ANHANE FIC OR WHATEVER BUT IM BACK NOW AND IM WRITING THIS SO I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT!!

IF YOU WANNA ADD ME ON PROJECT SEKAI HERE’S MY PLAYER ID!! (I PLAY ON EN SERVER BTW :D) 198927513605423105 (if the username is an.the_swaggylesb1an and the profile’s like a youtube video with the channel Akito 2 then hello thats me lmao)

ANYWAY PUTTING THAT ALL ASIDE, THIS IS FOR FUN AND LAUGHS (I sound like those youtubers that pretend to go to jail for a youtube skit 💀💀)

THE BACKGROUND MUSIC’S GPNNA BE IN THE FANFICS NOT THE NOTES THIS TIME!! (THIS IS BECAUSE THERES MULTIPLE MUSIC CHANGES :D)

ENJOY AND I LOVE YIU READER!! I will NOT change this misspell btw! 😂😂🤣🤣 (the emojis and the one exclamation mark is a joke I promise)

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: akito being a homophobe and homo

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(basically here’s how it started)

 

THE ALPHAS 🐺🐺🖤🖤

 

IMSTRAIGHT has made a group chat with 3 other people.

 

https://youtu.be/rsBeCQA93-Q

 

 

iheartkohane: HE;P ME 💀💀💀

 

IMSTRAIGHT: why are u laughing

 

iheartkohane: @fatherissues @Kohamster 

 

iheartkohane: WHY WOULD YOU NAME THIS GC THE ALPHAS

 

iheartkohane: YIU LITERALLY CALL KOHANE A HAMSTER 

 

IMSTRAIGHT changed the name into “THE ALPHAS 🐺🐺🖤🖤 AND 1 HAMSTER 🐹”

 

IMSTRAIGHT: ok is this better then

 

iheartkohane: NO??

 

iheartkohane: @Kohamster BBY TAKE A LOOK AT TGIS 💀💀

 

IMSTRAIGHT: ew “bby” 💀💀

 

Kohamster: Hi An and Shinonome!!

 

iheartkohane: YES YOURE ONLINE

 

iheartkohane: HIIIIIII

 

IMSTRAIGHT replying to Kohamster: hi

 

https://youtu.be/b4dbjk2HcYo

 

 

iheartkohane: did you actually have to just reply to her back with one single word

 

IMSTRAIGHT: what do u want me to say

 

iheartkohane replying to Kohamster: you couldve said so many things like “hi kohane i made a gc for us” OR “hi me and an were the first ones to talk”

 

IMSTRAIGHT: saying hi is faster tbh

 

iheartkohane: k

 

IMSTRAIGHT: y

 

https://youtu.be/u2xW23u4qEY

 

 

IMSTRAIGHT: s

 

Kohamster: Does that mean something?

 

IMSTRAIGHT: yeah

 

IMSTRAIGHT: want me to tell u what it means

 

iheartkohane: dont u DARE make things up

 

IMSTRAIGHT: wdym im not gonna lie to her

 

IMSTRAIGHT: ud beat my ass if i lied to her abt this

 

iheartkohane: okay fair point ig BUT DO NOT lie still

 

IMSTRAIGHT: ok anyways @Kohamster it means “keep yourself safe” :)

 

iheartkohane: oh god not the “:)” emoticon

 

Kohamster: An is he lying??

 

https://youtu.be/F5sSaU8Tcik

 

 

iheartkohane: YES HE IS

 

IMSTRAIGHT: no im not??

 

iheartkohane: STIP I KNOW YOURE TRYING TO GET HER TO SAY IT

 

IMSTRAIGHT: how would u know

 

iheartkohane@Kohamster KOHANE. BBY. HE’S LYING TO YOU IT DOES NOT MEAN KEEP YOURSELF SAFE

 

Kohamster: Can you tell me what it means in dms?

 

iheartkohane: of course!! i also was gonna ask if i could 

 

https://youtu.be/aRLAHlxWnDU

 

 

IMSTRAIGHT: if u guys roleplay in ur dms again im gonna cringe so hard

 

iheartkohane: .. okay i swear we won’t

 

IMSTRAIGHT: u better not

 

iheartkohane: OKAY IM GONNA TELL HER WHAT IT MEANS NOW SO DO WHATEVER

 

IMSTRAIGHT: ok

 

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IMSTRAIGHT@fatherissues toya pls go online 🙁🙁

 

fatherissues: Hi Akito

 

IMSTRAIGHT: HOLY SHIT 

 

fatherissues: Don’t swear

 

IMSTRAIGHT: OK BUT UR ONLINE?

 

fatherissues: Yeah, I was offline bc I was playing those claw machines

 

IMSTRAIGHT: are u gonna ask me if i want a stuffed animal

 

fatherissues: Do you want one

 

fatherissues: though

 

IMSTRAIGHT: …ok sure

 

fatherissues: Are you gonna give it to your sister

 

IMSTRAIGHT: this time no oddly

 

iheartkohane: HI YOU TWO ME AND KOHANE ARE BACK

 

Kohamster: Hi Aoyagi!

 

fatherissues: Hello Azusawa and Shiraishi don’t mind my username

 

iheartkohane: uhm

 

iheartkohane: okay 💀💀

 

Kohamster@IMSTRAIGHT Can I rename the group?

 

IMSTRAIGHT replying to Kohamster: sure but make it good

 

Kohamster changed the name into “RAD WEEKEND’s biggest fans”

 

Kohamster: Is that good?

 

iheartkohane: its good of course since youre my cute wife but I think Im gonna add something to it

 

Kohamster: Thank you!! Add anything you want to it I won’t mind

 

https://youtu.be/uEPH9oZ0IKU

 

 

iheartkohane changed the name into “RAD WEEKEND’s biggest GAY fans”

 

 

iheartkohane: there we go lmao

 

IMSTRAIGHT: ok ykw im not even gonna try to change it

 

iheartkohane: yea dont bc your gc names are so cringy LMFAO

 

fatherissues: I can work with this

 

IMSTRAIGHT: WHAT

 

IMSTRAIGHT: TOYA ARE U /J OR /SRS

 

fatherissues: I can work with this /srs

 

Kohamster: @iheartkohane Should we keep this name?

 

iheartkohane replying to Kohamster: YESYESyES EVEN TOYA AGREED

 

IMSTRAIGHT: OK WHATEVER ig were gonna keep this name

 

IMSTRAIGHT replying to IMSTRAIGHT: also because toya said he can work with this^

 

iheartkohane: youre like starting to become whipped for him 💀💀

 

Kohamster: Yeah I agree with An

 

IMSTRAIGHT: BUT YOU TWO ARE LITERALLY SO WHIPPED COF EACH OTHER?/??”

 

iheartkohane: this is ME and KOHANE NOT YOU and TOYA

 

IMSTRAIGHT: im gonna go cry in the corner of my room

 

IMSTRAIGHT: haertbroken 💔💔

 

iheartkohane: ew you csnt even spell heartbroken right 💀💀

 

IMSTRAIGHT: YOU CANT EVEN SPELL CANT RIGHT STFU 💔💔💔

 

fatherissues replying to IMSTRAIGHT: It’s okay Akito do you wanna roleplay in our dms?

 

Kohamster: YOU GUYS RO,EPLAY TOO??

 

Kohamster replying to fatherissues: Caps sorry but you guys roleplay??

 

iheartkohane: LMAO GET CAUGHT

 

iheartkohane: SCREENSHOTTED

 

IMSTRAIGHT: IGNORE THEM TOYA KETS ROLEPLAY IN THE DMS @fatherissues 🖤🖤🖤

 

iheartkohane: JUST SO YOU KNOW AKITO ALL OF THIS IS GONNA BE PINNED

 

IMSTRAIGHT: FCUK YOU 🖤🖤

 

Kohamster: Akito don’t swear at An!!

 

IMSTRAIGHT: @fatherissues lets leave these homophobic people ALONE at ONCE

 

 

iheartkohane has pinned over 69 messages

 

iheartkohane: lmao 69 and there we go

 

Kohamster: An do you wanna roleplay in our dms too now?

 

iheartkohane: OF COURSE ANYTHING FOR YOU ❤️❤️❤️‼️‼️

 

Kohamster: Okay!! I love you!! ❤️❤️

 

iheartkohane: I WANNA SMOOCH YOU SO BAD

 

Kohamster: We can do that in roleplaying let’s go in the dms

 

iheartkohane: oksy!

 

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(the PRESENT or right now)

 

 

RAD WEEKEND’s biggest GAY fans

 

https://youtu.be/EO9gMeXEiag

 

 

iheartkohane: GUYS

 

iheartkohane: I MADE A FIGHT SONG GLMV

 

iheartkohane: @everyone

 

iheartkohane: @everyone GUYS GET ONLINE PLS

 

iheartkohane: @everyone GUYS PLS ☹️☹️

 

IMSTRAIGHT: STOP PINGING THE FUCKKING GC

 

IMSTRAIGHT: MY GOd

 

fatherissues: Shiraishi stop pinging everybody

 

fatherissues: Also Akito don’t swear

 

IMSTRAIGHT: sowwy toya

 

 

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IMSTRAIGHT: why arent u guys saying anything

 

iheartkohane: maybe bc you SAID “SOWWY TOYA” ??

 

Kohamster: Hi everyone!!

 

Kohamster: What’s going on?

 

iheartkohane: KOHANEE HIIII ALSO scroll up the chat lmfao

 

IMSTRAIGHT: STOP NO.

 

iheartkohane: LMAO I BET SHE SAW IT

 

iheartkohane: @Kohamster DID YOU SEE IT YET?

 

 

IMSTRAIGHT has deleted a chat.

 

 

IMSTRAIGHT: @Kohamster say no plz

 

IMSTRAIGHT: im literally begging u 

 

Kohamster replying to iheartkohane: …I’m sorry Shinonome but I did see it and I regret it

 

IMSTRAIGHT: IM GOING TI CRY. 

 

iheartkohane: oh no! ANYWAYS do you guys wanna see my fight song glmv?

 

Kohamster: Sure! But what about Shinonome?

 

Kohamster: @IMSTRAIGHT Are you okay??

 

IMSTRAIGHT: yes ia m oksy toyas at my house and were huggig

 

iheartkohane: @fatherissues you didnt tell me you were gonna go to his house

 

fatherissues: Sorry Shiraishi

 

iheartkohane: nono its fine dw

 

Kohamster: Do you guys wanna watch An’s fight song glmv?

 

IMSTRAIGHT: i have a feeling its gonna be the weirdest shit weve EVER watched but yeah

 

iheartkohane: YOU HAVENT EVEN SEEN IT YET STOP JUDGING IT

 

fatherissues: @IMSTRAIGHT I told you to stop swearing

 

fatherissues: No roleplaying for a week if you keep swearing

 

IMSTRAIGHT: OK IM SORRY

 

IMSTRAIGHT: anyway an send the vid already

 

iheartkohane: okay you impatient carrot

 

IMSTRAIGHT: DO NOT CALL ME THAT I WILL BEAT UR ASS

 

iheartkohane: YOU SAY THAT BUT YIU DONT HAVE THE BALLS TO EVEN HUG TOYA IN PUBLIC?/

 

IMSTRAIGHT: HUGGING AND BEATING SOMEONE UP IS DIFFERENT

 

fatherissues: Both of you stop arguing

 

Kohamster: Yeah An and Shinonome

 

iheartkohane: sorry kohane :(

 

Kohamster: It’s okay

 

IMSTRAIGHT: i just apologized to toya and guess what he does

 

iheartkohane: did he try to kiss you on tge cheek

 

IMSTRAIGHT: NO. 💀

 

https://youtu.be/Zzo6L3wsf8c

 

 

IMSTRAIGHT: HE FIST BUMPED ME.

 

Kohamster: I don’t mean in this in a mean way but who fist bumps people when they apologize??

 

IMSTRAIGHT: YEAH I WAS SO CONFUSED??

 

iheartkohane: do you think he got that from his ugly ass dad

 

Kohamster: I’m pretty sure his dad doesn’t do anything positive when he apologizes

 

fatherissues: That’s true

 

fatherissues replying to IMSTRAIGHT: Sorry I didn’t know what to do after that

 

IMSTRAIGHT: ur good dw

 

IMSTRAIGHT: anyway AN SEND THE VIDEO RN

 

iheartkohane: MY GOD OKAY

 

iheartkohane: https://youtu.be/2K0pWcY4vSQ

 

iheartkohane: YOU ASKED FOR IT

 

IMSTRAIGHT: ITS ACTUALLY REAL??

 

iheartkohane: YEAH WHY WOULD I LIE

 

IMSTRAIGHT: ALR ME AND TOYA ARE GONNA WATCH IT THEN

 

Kohamster: Is it fine if we text in the gc when we’re done watching?

 

iheartkohane: ahuh!! notify me when you guys are done

 

(HEY GUYS ITS ME THE AUTHOR: you can watch the video or not kek)

 

 

 

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https://youtu.be/8wSYwqbp4S4

 

IMSTRAIGHT: @iheartkohane why is this kind of ok

 

iheartkohane: is that supposed to mean “i like it” or “ew tf is this”

 

IMSTRAIGHT: i like it

 

IMSTRAIGHT: ONLY A LITTLE THO

 

iheartkohane: LMAO IM GLAD

 

iheartkohane: BUT ARE YOU JUST NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW I THREW A CHAIR AT YOU + MADE YOU AND THE OTHERS DO THE WORM

 

IMSTRAIGHT: I WAS GONNA GET TO THAT

 

IMSTRAIGHT: WHY THE ABSOLUTE HELL WOULD YOU MAKE US DO THAT

 

iheartkohane: I WAS RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS OKAY

 

iheartkohane: PLUS THERE WASNT ANY OTHER DANCE THAT DIDNT MAKE ME CRINGE

 

IMSTRAIGHT: WHAT ARE THE OTHER DNACES

https://youtu.be/p8joDtp7weM

 

iheartkohane: WHY DO YOU WANNA KNOW?/ 😨😨

 

IMSTRAIGHT: IM JSUT ASKING 

 

iheartkohane: WELL THEYRE WEIRD AF

 

IMSTRAIGHT: JUST TELL ME PLEASE

 

IMSTRAIGHT: TELL ME.

 

iheartkohane: THERES TWERKING POSES.

 

https://youtu.be/fhfHb6nwyh0

 

Kohamster: WHAT?!?Q?!

 

iheartkohane: YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO SEE THIS OH SHIT

 

iheartkohane: fuck

 

iheartkohane: um

 

iheartkohane: KOHANE I SWERA, I WAS ANSWERING AKITO’S STUPID QUESTION.

 

iheartkohane replying to IMSTRAIGHT: THIS QUESTION KOHANE PLS

 

IMSTRAIGHT: AN U DUMBASS DELETE THE MESSAGE

 

iheartkohane: FUCK IM SOS TUPID

 

 

iheartkohane has deleted a chat.

 

 

iheartkohane: @Kohamster im sirry ☹️☹️☹️

 

IMSTRAIGHT: omg ur fucking it up so hard

 

iheartkohane: YOU SHOULDNT HAVE ASKED THAT QUESTION??

 

IMSTRAIGHT: do u want an apology 💀💀

 

iheartkohane: YES. KOHANE’S NOT REPLYING TO ME

 

IMSTRAIGHT: ok my bad for asking that

 

iheartkohane: THANK you

 

fatherissues: Azusawa and I are chatting in our dms

 

fatherissues: Um I saw everything on Akito’s phone

 

fatherissues: Shiraishi are you okay

 

iheartkohane: yes but I feel dumb

 

https://youtu.be/GAhiW1Z3GJY

 

 

Kohamster replying to iheartkohane: An you’re not dumb :(

 

iheartkohane: HI KOHANE

 

iheartkohane replying to Kohamster: are you sure

 

Kohamster: Yes!! It’s just you shouldn’t have sent that in the gc, you should’ve dmed Shinonome about it. That’s all

 

iheartkohane: OKAY FROM NOW ON ILL REMMEBER THAT

 

iheartkohane: @Kohamster kisses you on the cheek smiling

 

IMSTRAIGHT: an,. why tf r u roleplaying with her here 💀💀💀

 

Kohamster replying to iheartkohane: blushes and kisses back

 

fatherissues: Azusawa, Shiraishi, do that in the dms 😨

 

iheartkohane: princess carries her to dms

 

iheartkohane: is that hwat u want me to do

 

Kohamster: cheeks blush a light shade of pink

 

iheartkohane: youre so cute 🤭🤭

 

IMSTRAIGHT: stop this rn

 

fatherissues: I agree with Akito I don’t know what to say about this tbh

 

https://youtu.be/CBdcCEeTvD8

 

iheartkohane: OKAY WE’LL STOP GOOFING AROUND

 

Kohamster replying to iheartkohane: That was sort of fun

 

iheartkohane: true 🤭🤭 anyway what do yoi guys wanna do in our nex event?

 

iheartkohane: shit theres so many misspells

 

IMSTRAIGHT: get grammerly lmao

 

fatherissues: Akito, you can’t even spell grammarly correctly

 

IMSTRAIGHT replying to IMSTRAIGHT: grammarly*

 

iheartkohane: goddamn we both need grammarly

 

iheartkohane: okay back on track, what do you guys think we should do for our next event?

 

Kohamster: I think I saw an event called “[insert the event name]

 

IMSTRAIGHT: the name sounds kind of goofy ngl

 

https://youtu.be/u13oqZho48g

 

 

iheartkohane: you CANNOT be talking about goofy names if you and toya had a group called “BAD DOGS”

 

iheartkohane: it wouldnt be goofy if you werent SCARED of dogs

 

fatherissues: I was confused why our name was that if he was scared of dogs

 

Kohamster: Can we decide if we should go to that event?

 

IMSTRAIGHT: yeah u two are getting off track with my fear of dogs 💀💀

 

iheartkohane replying to Kohamster: okay moving on I think we should go to that event

 

iheartkohane: what about you guys?

 

fatherissues: We should give it a try

 

IMSTRAIGHT: ok yeah

 

Kohamster: Okay so it’s confirmed we’ll be going there right?

 

iheartkohane: yep it s comifromed

 

IMSTRAIGHT: tf is going on with ur typing

 

iheartkohane: i wasnt looking at my keyboard but its still impressive i could make out what im saying

 

IMSTRAIGHT: yeah sure somebody would understand “comifromed” 💀💀💀

 

Kohamster: You guys use the skull emoji a lot

 

Kohamster: Should I start using it too?

 

iheartkohane: YES.

 

Kohamster: Okay so I’ll use it when I’m laughing right

 

fatherissues: Yeah 💀💀💀

 

IMSTRAIGHT: toya what r u laughing at

 

fatherissues: I wanted to use the emoji

 

IMSTRAIGHT: ok then?? weird reason but alr

 

iheartkohane: @IMSTRAIGHT @fatherissues i have an urge to make a hoodie glmv of you and toya 

 

IMSTRAIGHT: u wouldnt

 

 

 

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IMSTRAIGHT: AN U WOUDLNT 🙁🙁

 

iheartkohane: I WILL 😈😈😈

 

fatherissues: When you finish it can you send us the link

 

iheartkohane: of course toya‼️

 

Kohamster: An can I ask you one thing

 

iheartkohane: OFCOURSEYOUCANKOHANE

 

Kohamster: Why did you make us kiss a lot 💀💀

 

IMSTRAIGHT: HELP?? SHE USED THE SKULL??

 

https://youtu.be/E-zJfx3rNkA

 

 

iheartkohane replying to Kohamster: ITS BC WE DO KISS A LOT

 

iheartkohane: I SWEAR

 

fatherissues: I have a feeling that you’re lying

 

iheartkohane: ohmg Im not I swear

 

IMSTRAIGHT: if toya says u r lying then u r

 

iheartkohane: FINE T̴̡̡̢̧̧̛͔̻̦̺̤̄̂͑̾̒̉̀̈́H̸̛̛̛̟̠̗̮̞̼͎͂͐̌̆̈̕͠ͅE̶̡̧̛̱̗̞̜̤̐͗͐͊̀̎̇̑͗N̸̜̤̜̽̅̽͝͠͠ ̸̛̗͎̳̊̄͆̄͑͛́͂D̵̛̬͖͎͓̱̘̩̟͉͍͒́́̎͊̍͝O̸̭̲̣͇̓̿̃̅̒͊͝ ̸̫̟̩̯̰̓̀̈̐͝͝Ỷ̴̨̛̺̬̰͖̺͇̥̻̣O̷̭̝̼̥̺͔͍͆̾̾̈́͊̓͜Ư̴̧̯͇̳͈̙̆ ̴̫͚͖͚̫͈͖̥̋͆͗̃̋̒͠ͅG̵̨̛̱̪̖̖͈̞̗͓̔̇̉́̒͘͝U̸̠̙͗͋̋͌̊͌͘Y̸̡̥̩̥̤̬̼̲͍͈̐̃͐Ş̶̢͈̮̗͕̯̱̉̈̏̂̑̐́͘̚ ̶̺̀W̸̢̢̛̛̥̱̱͇̤̬̮̊̕ͅĄ̷̛̪̫̹͍̦̼̗̾͊̂̂̃̊͗̈̚Ǹ̵̨͕͈͚͚́̐̃̔̔T̷̛̩̲͙̩̪̫̖̑̋͗̓̄̅͐̔͌ ̵̖͇̱̮͈̱͆̍͒̊͘͠͝T̵̡̜̼̦̳̠̠̥̽̅̄̒̾O̸͉̝̲͓̮̠̯͍̺͙̍͐̄́̈̾͆̏̕ ̶̗̫̳̳̖̻̗̏͐̏͒̕͝K̸͕͚̬͉̺̺̤̍̈́͋͗͝Ņ̴̰̲̆̀͒̓͘͝Ȏ̸̻̟̱̾̑̈́͑͋̎͒͝Ẃ̶͈̖͍̮̌͒̒̍͘ ̴̛͈̣̯̩̲̣̒̍̎̔̇͂͋̕Ṫ̴̨̮̯̲͍̈̏̎͑̒͆H̸̡̛̟͈̹̮̰͚̹̀̈́͂͗̊̿̍̀͝E̴̫̫̘̬̓̐̿̀̎̈́̃̍͜ ̸̤̎̓͐͑͌͊͘T̴̛͍̻͎͍̻̙̭͕͋͐̏̀͂͘R̷̛͕̦̰̟̈͒́́̉̌̕͠Ų̷̫͚͇̀T̴̡̥̦̥̼͖̯̬́̒̿́͐̾͘Ḧ̸̭́̀̄͐͝͝

 

IMSTRAIGHT: AN WHAT 💀💀💀💀

 

iheartkohane: Ĩ̷̜͐̆̈́̓̄͋̕ ̵̳͇̥̱̜̊̅̇̇̓̔͆͠͝S̶̞͍̣̖̟͑̀͛͑̄̓͘͜ͅA̷̩̬̎I̸̡̖͔̦̾̿̑́D̸̰͌̃̈́̅̇͑͘ ̸̢̜̮̗̗͌Ḑ̶̞͓͖̗̤͇̀̓̏̓̈́͗͌́̽̚͜Ö̶̩͉͖͍̳̺̼͈́̌́̀́̓͝͠ ̶̛̛̠̀̉́̎Y̶̻̩̦̯̹͍͖͊̆̈́O̶̹̫̱̰͌̄̑͂̌̈́̑͛̕Ȕ̷̦̦̮̪̪͙̉̀͐͘͝ͅ ̷̡̡̟̟͑̆G̸̡͇͉̭̣̣̬̰̍̐͒̈́͌̔͝U̷̺̲̠̰͈̳͌Y̴̨̨̛̭̙̟̓̂͋̈͐̀̆̚S̵̢̡̥͕̯̫̈́̑̒̋̒ ̶̛̩̫̉̈́̓̀W̷̨̧̥̤̭̦̓͊͊̅͋͂͘Ả̷̮̬͇̝̲̤̝̿̕Ņ̵̫̮͉̼͍̙̙͛T̶̞͔̦̉͋͗͋̅͒̈̂̕͘ ̵̯̖͍͓̈́̈̆͊́T̵̩̯̼̦̼̣̍̔̈́́̿͂͊̌O̸̩͉͍͍͍̦̐̔̍ ̶̡̧̱̺͚̤͇̭́͐̔̀͗͘K̸̟͉̻̣͍̳̇͒̾̓͊̈́̀͠N̴̪̒̿̎̈́͋̏͛̕Ǒ̶͇̳̹͍̳͉̚Ẉ̵̭͕̬͓̣̿̽͂͊̏̈́͗̃̔͝ ̵̧̢̲͍̥̮͙͔̬̭̐̆͊T̵͇̹͈̝͗̅̒͑H̸̱̱͚̪͚̰͇͇͛̋͊̓̈́̇̈̎͋̕Ę̵̛̙̺̯͉̺̤̖̫͙̒̎̽̔̽͆ ̸̳͙͉̥́͆̉̔̊̉̿T̸̢̻͔͔̭̻̫̓̓̃́͘̚ͅR̶̨̧͓̜̤̪̍ͅŮ̴͉̈́̂͆͑͝T̸̡̘̤̝̱̄͋͊̌̀̈́̐͠ͅH̸̻͓̓̊̉̌̊͘

 

Kohamster: An can you use another font my eyes kind of hurt

 

iheartkohane: okay brb

 

IMSTRAIGHT: what the actual hell

 

fatherissues: Akito I’m gonna go home

 

IMSTRAIGHT: alr notify us when ur back

 

IMSTRAIGHT: anyways @Kohamster how tf did u convince her so easily

 

Kohamster replying to IMSTRAIGHT: She’s REALLY whipped for me

 

IMSTRAIGHT: makes sense

 

IMSTRAIGHT: oml shes typing

 

iheartkohane: 𝔻𝕆 𝕐𝕆𝕌 𝔾𝕌𝕐𝕊 𝕎𝔸ℕ𝕋 𝕋𝕆 𝕂ℕ𝕆𝕎 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕋ℝ𝕌𝕋ℍ

 

Kohamster: Thank you An!! <3

 

iheartkohane: 𝔫𝔬 𝔭𝔯𝔬𝔟𝔩𝔢𝔪 𝔪𝔶 𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔶 𝔟𝔲𝔫 <3

 

Kohamster: (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ You’re making me blush ♥

 

IMSTRAIGHT: im posting this shit on tiktok bc wtf r u both on rn 💀💀

 

Kohamster: Shinonome, you’re acting like you don’t do this with Aoyagi

 

iheartkohane: LMAO TELL HIM KOHANE

 

IMSTRAIGHT: OK WHATEVER AN TELL THE TURHT

 

iheartkohane: 𝕀 𝕞𝕒𝕕𝕖 𝕚𝕥 𝕒𝕥 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝟙𝕒𝕞 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕜𝕠𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕖 𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕟𝕥 𝕠𝕟𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖 𝕤𝕠 𝕚 𝕗𝕖𝕝𝕥 𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕝𝕪

 

Kohamster: Oh :( sorry An!!

 

iheartkohane: kohane you dont have to apologize!! i cant imagine you being online at 1am anyway

 

https://youtu.be/_C9D3w9Po9A

 

IMSTRAIGHT: i posted ur cringy asses on tiktok lmao

 

iheartkohane: did you tag us in it though

 

Kohamster: He did

 

iheartkohane: okay well at least we might get more fmaous

 

iheartkohane replying to iheartkohane: famous*

 

Kohamster: You should actually get grammarly An

 

IMSTRAIGHT: damn even ur gf says you need grammarly 💀💀

 

IMSTRAIGHT: unlike toya (whos not my bf but im still mentioning him) who doesnt say that 😹😹👎👎

 

iheartkohane: why did you include the “hes not my bf” part LMAO

 

iheartkohane: + are you seriously gonna use that emoji from now on 😟😟

 

IMSTRAIGHT: prob im not sure

 

fatherissues: Hey guys I’m back

 

IMSTRAIGHT replying to fatherissues: hi toya

 

https://youtu.be/HdoYMSwvQEc

 

 

fatherissues replying to IMSTRAIGHT: I’m gonna admit your spelling mistakes are so often that I could just translate what you misspell

 

iheartkohane: HAHA GET EXPOSED

 

IMSTRAIGHT: u guys make me wanna join 25ji 💔💔🖤🖤

 

IMSTRAIGHT replying to IMSTRAIGHT: 25ji with no ena btw

 

iheartkohane: Im gonna be honest ena fits 25ji SO MUCH better than you do

 

IMSTRAIGHT: speaking of ena she just told me to go get some pudding from the fridge 😕😕😕

 

iheartkohane: did you tell her to go get it herself 💀💀

 

IMSTRAIGHT: but i told her to go get

 

iheartkohane: why did you send it in mid sentence LMFAO

 

IMSTRAIGHT: BECAUSE IM SHOCKED??

 

iheartkohane: did shd say anythig when you said that

 

IMSTRAIGHT: she kind of like, stared at me and shes still staring at me so im gonna get my ass up and go get that damn pudding fof her

 

iheartkohane: LMAO TELL ME WHEN YOURE BACK

 

Kohamster: Guys it’s getting late @IMSTRAIGHT @iheartkohane

 

Kohamster: Toya told me he was gonna go to bed and he wanted me to let you guys know

 

IMSTRAIGHT: im back and hi kohane

 

iheartkohane replying to Kohamster: oh wait youre right

 

iheartkohane: its 9pm rn

 

IMSTRAIGHT: so we just like?? ignored the time for a whole hour??

 

Kohamster: Basically

 

Kohamster: I think I’m gonna go sleep after I say goodnight to you guys

 

iheartkohane: okayy! goodnight kohane <33

 

iheartkohane replying to Kohamster: also remember that I LOVE YOUUU <333

 

https://youtu.be/Sh-I6XuA3ms

 

IMSTRAIGHT: ew 💀💀

 

IMSTRAIGHT: lesbians

 

iheartkohane: akito stfu we all know youre not straight 💀💀

 

IMSTRAIGHT: my username and i say no

 

iheartkohane: okay whatever goodnight akito / homophobic homo

 

IMSTRAIGHT: goodnight AN / GIRL WHO RAN AWAY FROM THE COPS AT LIKE 11

 

IMSTRAIGHT: @Kohamster besides her goodnight to u kohane

 

iheartkohane replying to IMSTRAIGHT: YOU DIDNT HAVE TO GO THAT FAR??.,

 

iheartkohane: AND WHY DID YOU SAY GOODNIGHT TO MY GF SO CALMLY

 

IMSTRAIGHT: HOW SHOULD I HAVE TOLD KOHANE GOODNIGHT??

 

IMSTRAIGHT: @iheartkohane WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO CALL YOU

 

IMSTRAIGHT: “GOODNIGHT GACHA GIRL” ??

 

iheartkohane: oh wiat youre right

 

iheartkohane: i cant think of anything else to call me by LMAO

 

IMSTRAIGHT: EXACTLY

 

IMSTRAIGHT: ok were wasting time so goodnight an

 

https://youtu.be/q2GsOx4s1Ds

 

iheartkohane replying to IMSTRAIGHT: and kohane^

 

IMSTRAIGHT: do u seriously,. nvm

 

Kohamster: Okay goodnight you two :D

 

iheartkohane: goodnight!! <33

 

IMSTRAIGHT: goodnight to u and kohane

 

 

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