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(1/50) “I’ve been thinking about retirement…” Flug started, but with just a single raise of an eyebrow-antenna and a defiant stare from under the hat brim the scientist decided to drop the subject for the 76th time.
(2/50) Once, Demencia decided to adopt a cat, but Little Jack thought it was a snack. (← Flubble made a really cool rhyme and I decided to switch! ♡)
(3/50) 5.0.5. never entered the BHO Academy for villains, but one time he went to an intercollegiate championship with his father and all the students thought he was a rugby team mascot.
(4/50) Black Hat has a trapdoor under the rug in his office, but no one knows for sure what's inside.
(5/50) The location of the mansion was strategically thought to be in a free zone of labor laws for BHO not to pay taxes.
(6/50) The buildings located on the outskirts of the mansion are not occupied, but are rentable through AirBnB.
(7/50) Cam-bot undergoes more periodic maintenance than Hatbot-Sentinel due to frequent accidents during commercial shooting.
(8/50) "Why not?" Demencia asked the scientist as she held up a fork and a jar of sauce, getting only a scolding look in reply as Flug tossed the raccoon carcass into the trash.
(9/50) Music echoes off the living room wall as Black Hat sipped a glass of wine and Flug tried to keep quiet despite the gags and knots.
(10/50) Demencia put lipstick on her lips for the first time when Black Hat allowed her to kiss his bare palm.
(11/50) 5.0.5. he was colorblind, and Flug only noticed it because he couldn't tell blood from dirt.
(12/50) There was a robot in charge of cleaning the chimney, but whenever the chimney needed cleaning Black Hat would break it to force Flug to clean it himself.
(13/50) They had a pool once, it was a bad idea.
(14/50) "Stronger, I said!" Black Hat gritted his teeth, irritated by his scientist's lack of strength in squeezing his corset threads.
(15/50) Goldheart had just disconnected from his parents and sighed in regret that he had lied to them again about his older brother's whereabouts.
(16/50) "Hmmmmm, letra G?" Asked Penumbra while playing the thirtieth Hangman game with Curie and Sunblast that in reply facepalmed himself and drew another stick figure body part at his female genius friend’s inability to unravel basic words.
(17/50) Black Hat could kiss without hurting his partner, but he really liked to bite him.
(18/50) Adelita Guerrero read in a women's magazine about what happened between Dr. Flug and Miss Heed, and all she could think about was how in trouble the scientist was.
(19/50) G-lo still loved superheroes, even after becoming one and finding out they weren't heroic at all.
(20/50) It didn't matter how many times Demencia cut her hair, it grew even longer.
(21/50) There was only one human Black Hat would chat excitedly with - his manicurist.
(22/50) Flug had precisely seventeen pairs of glasses, one for every occasion, from messing with chemicals to taking 5.0.5. to walk.
(23/50) The owner of the supermarket down the street from the mansion only persisted in keeping his business there because he wouldn't survive otherwise (literally).
(24/50) Emilia's job is to haunt uninvited people that get inside the mansion, but no one could pass through Dr. Flug's intruder alarm so she never really got the opportunity.
(25/50) "Arooow wo awroorow" baby 5.0.5. raised his little paw to make a question while being homeschooled, Flug wish he could understand the difference between those sounds.
(26/50) The giant snake slept underground, Dementia slept in a cage on the first floor, 5.0.5. slept with Dr. Flug on the rooftop plane, and Black Hat slept in everyone's nightmares.
(27/50) Miss Heed stamped the date on the wall, counting down the days until her old college friend's next scheduled visit.
(28/50) Whistling mindlessly, the scientist cleaned his gloves in the laboratory sink while a man lay dying, agonizing in pain, on his desk.
(29/50) Earl still existed, trapped, somewhere in the Dementia room.
(30/50) Goldheart was one of the few heroes who really wanted to try to make a difference, but the difference he could make on his own was negligible and that's why he decided to join the league.
(31/50) In an attempt to be romantic, Black Hat promised to give Flug a star, the problem is that he ended up taking that literally.
(32/50) Before Demencia came of age, Flug still bought her underwear, but after she started picking out more sensual pieces, he decided it was time for him to send her to steal those things herself.
(33/50) 5.0.5 has a fan club on the villain society, and for some reason it was bigger than Flug's.
(34/50) BHO had a boy scout camp that did summer camp, but after some kids came back less mean than they went in, they closed it down.
(35/50) "I think I've had enough." Black Hat said, standing from Flug's makeshift bed in the corner of the lab and leaving.
(36/50) Dementia snored in her sleep, 5.0.5. purred while sleeping, Flug usually would just sigh here and there during it.. And whilst everyone else slept, Black Hat sometimes entered his office trapdoor.
(37/50) Black Hot liked his muscles, that was an undeniable fact, but he couldn't fight the disgusting, uncontrollable urge to eat spicy nachos with chili and chocolate sauce.
(38/50) Black Hat's shadow normally transforms into his cane, but sometimes it transforms into his violin.
(39/50) Dr. Kenning Flugslys has a secret that embarrasses him greatly, and whenever Black Hat goes on a trip and Dementia is on a mission, 5.0.5 sees him flying a kite in the garden.
(40/50) The old scientist that Black Hat had, who he vomited and killed, had a name, but he doesn't even remember it anymore.
(41/50) Once a year they visit the island's beach, and despite it being dirty and poorly maintained, they always have a great time there.
(42/50) The clock struck close to noon, and 5.0.5. entered the laboratory, carrying the scientist in his arms to force him to sit at the lunch table - as instructed by the boss.
(43/50) One of the experiments had escaped from the lab, but Flug only discovered this because it had come back after nearly dying from Demencia in the hallways.
(44/50) "Ninety-nine dollars." The dealer offered during a bargain with Black Hat at the weapons event, and received in reply only a cynical laugh and an acid spit in the face.
(45/50) Demencia discovered that she liked bowling a lot after the first experience, but she didn't slide the balls down the lane, she preferred to simply hit them against the pins.
(46/50) "--I would dress as santa and put bombs under people's trees or throw them down their chimneys like christmas' gifts." Black Hat explained, sitting on his comfortable armchair, smoking and grinning like a mad man. “Good old days”.
(47/50) Flug thinks Black Hat can’t invade inside his cryobed, but he’s mistaken.
(48/50) Flug speaks three languages professionally, two non-professionally, another two at a high school level and he has recently started to study Italian.
(49/50) Demencia was almost named Lunacy, but Black Hat already had an acquaintance by that name and he hated her.
(50/50) The paintings on the mansion's wall were alive, as were the walls, floor and ceiling, and although scary it was adorable to see that they sometimes sneezed when 5.0.5. cleaned them with a feather duster.