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Clark wants to put it on record he didn’t agree on this.
Now the league was curious and when you have multiple super powered heroes surrounded by the most advance technology in the world while simultaneously having access to magic something stupid was bound to happen.
They where just not expecting these results.
With advance technical spy technology and a little hint of magic they were able to make a bat proof spy camera to spy on their resident demon bat.
They just wanted to make sure the old bat was keeping everything legal, no other reason.
When the bat manage to finally show up to the watch tower Flash ‘accidentally’ bumped into him attaching the device.
What the league didn’t know was that Dick Grayson decided to cosplay as his father again.
The scene they where greeted with was a far away view of Bruce Wayne as the billionaire worked.
“Why is he at Wayne tower, I know Bruce the man is as good as billionaire come, yes an air head but a nice guy” Green arrow stood to the side, nervously rocking side to side as he worried for his long time friend.
Bruce was actually doing work for once in his life (Lucius was off on vacation) and sadly his day had to be ruined with his son running around his building leaving ‘I’m Batman’ notes everywhere he goes and Lex Luther harassing his secretary again.
The league was mostly confused as they watch the stoic Batman run around like a hyper active 5 year old leaving notes to the billionaire.
“Is that lex Luther”
Clark stared in horror as his nemesis walked into the supposed ‘good’ billionaire’s office, his mind already wondering to the possibility that maybe Bruce Wayne wasn’t a good man after all.
Bruce watched, eye twitching, as Luther got on one knee and proposed for the 50th time this month.
“No”
“But darling this of our economic power we could have if we combine the companies.”
“No, I told you multiple times before Luther I’m not interested”
“But- but my love”
Suddenly his son(still in his bat suit that hangs off his body) stepped out of the shadows.
“Stop bothering Mr. Wayne, Luther”
Lex stepped between them “he’s mine not yours, he loves me not YOU”
“HE AND IVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR YEARS LEX YOU WONT COME BETWEEN US”
the two men crouched as they prepared to fight for Bruce’s honor.
“HE LOVES ME BATMAN HE CARES ABOUT ME”
“BRUCE WOULDNT LEAVE ME FOR YOUUUU” they both charges forward and in a quick duel the bat came out on top.
The league watch as the bat marched forward to claim his prize only to be kicked across the room as FREAKING TALIA AL GHUL comes out of nowhere effectively taking out the bat.
Dick just want to hug his dad.
“My beloved I ask again to take Damian out on Mother’s Day.”
“And I’ve told you Talia that’s one of my days, you got to have him on Father’s Day last year.”
“Oh so you would deny the right of a MOTHER”
Clark stared at the screen as he watch ‘air head’ Bruce Wayne fight Talia Al Ghul for parental rights and some how the party boy is coming out on top.
What is happening.
Bruce avoided another punch by using Luther’s passed out body as a shield, dick was still recovering from shock until Jason, in full red hood attire came barging in his office dragging Tim with him.
“Take your brat” arrows breath hitched as he watch Tim Drake get thrown across the room, The red hood stood to the side as Bruce and Talia still fought, the gang leader yelling out bets as the fight continued.
Superman shifted as he turned to Wonder women’s shocked face.
“Maybe we should turn it off”
“Oh yeah Um it would seem the bat is busy”