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Fifty things Koyama has said to Shige :
1. Shiggy-chan!
2. What do you want for your birthday?
3. You should take a nap.
4. My mom says hi!
5. She says you should take a break, too.
6. I’ve called the restaurant, they’re holding a table.
7. Wait, that’s not what you ordered.
8. Don’t worry, let me tell the waiter.
9. Aw you’re so cute.
10. Have you seen my wallet?
11. Your ass.
12. Can I stay?
13. You’re the best!
14. I’ve called your manager, he says it’s okay.
15. You looked gorgeous back there.
16. Do you want me to call you ‘sensei’ during it?
17. You remember we’re at Miki’s tomorrow?
18. I wonder if Haru is old enough to read it, though…
19. Have you seen my phone?
20. I love them, I swear, but I’m glad we don’t have kids.
21. Can I borrow your shampoo?
22. Are you blushing?
23. You can spoon me, if you want.
24. Hmm, yeah, just like that…
25. You know I love you?
26. You’re an idiot.
27. Massu definitely knows.
28. What do you mean, ‘my age’?
29. Kiss me.
30. Look, there’s your name on it!
31. Congrats, sensei.
32. Koyama, yes!
33. Have you seen my keys?
34. Love you, bye!
35. Oh my god, we were so young!
36. Everything’s gonna be okay, I promise.
37. Have you watched the video I sent you?
38. I’ve called your operator, it should be fixed by Friday.
39. Says the man who goes fishing for fun.
40. Keep your filthy hands off me.
41. Stay back : I have a cat and I’m not afraid to use it.
42. I know you love my big muscles.
43. I pass by the konbini, do you need something?
44. You’re so hard…
45. Sensei.
46. Hold on, I’ll turn over.
47. Do it slower.
48. Ah, this is good…
49. I don’t wanna leave.
50. I’ve called your hairdresser, you have an appointment on Tuesday.
Fifty things Shige has said to Koyama :
1. Don’t call me that.
2. I’ll cook you something if you come by.
3. Your eyes are so small.
4. It suits you.
5. Sorry for the mess.
6. You shouldn’t have…
7. Yes, I’m glad, but still.
8. How old are you, again?
9. My dad loved the gift, thanks for your help.
10. What do you wanna eat tonight?
11. Don’t say ‘your ass’.
12. Last time I saw it it was in the rice cooker.
13. I wanna kiss you with my eyes open.
14. Please, take me out of here.
15. I’m sorry, I...
16. Thank you.
17. I think Massu knows.
18. I’ve bought a lavender candle.
19. I think I’ll just stay here and play Elden Ring.
20. Me too.
21. Koyama, you’re still wearing slippers!
22. No, I haven’t seen your hand lotion.
23. It’s embarrassing.
24. I fucking love when you do that.
25. I don’t remember, it’s been six years or seven years?
26. Shit, eight years already?
27. I miss you.
28. Spring sex is the best, because it’s too hot in summer and too fucking cold in winter.
29. Leftovers in the fridge!
30. Are you flirting with me?
31. Shut up.
32. I’m not wearing a bunny suit and I don’t care if it's your birthday.
33. If you laugh, I kill you.
34. So needy…
35. You’re not hanging up an uchiwa with my face on it in your bathroom.
36. Koyama, no!
37. Do you eat properly?
38. I can’t believe you’re thirty-eight.
39. Seriously, surfing?
40. Koyama, that’s my butt.
41. Well, stop touching it.
42. Touch me.
43. You drive me crazy.
44. Fuck, calling me that…
45. Don’t stop.
46. Kei-chan…
47. Wanna take a bath?
48. I’ve bought an extra toothbrush for you, it’s under the sink.
49. Don’t leave, then.
50. Call me when you get there, okay?