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Anakin opens a package meant for his pretty omega neighbour whom he definitely hasn't been crushing on. Seeing the impressive dildo inside makes it that much more awkward to return it to its rightful owner.
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Amusement purses flat between Obi-Wan’s lips, and he says with a nod, “This is perhaps the most awkward introduction of my life, but you’re being a very good sport about it.”
Anakin digs a hand into the hair on the back of his head and chuckles, “Wish I could have saved you the call to figure out what happened to it. That was probably just as embarrassing, yea?” Anakin mimes holding a comlink to his mouth. “Hi, sorry, your delivery droid messed up delivering a package I was expecting? What is it? Oh just a… silicone sculpture. Could you figure out what happened to it?” Anakin drops his hand with a playful roll of his eyes. “I think I’d die if I had to make that call.”