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  1. Draw Me Like One of Your French Girls by

    Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)  

    05 Jan 2016

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    Bucky's tips for what to do when you find yourself standing naked in a hot guy's living room while he draws you for an art school assignment:
    1) DON'T tell him you're in a band that was once called Fusion of the Empty Goose.
    2) DO flex. Everything. A lot.
    3) DON'T picture said hot guy naked.
    4) When you end up picturing him naked, DON'T apologize for your erection. This will force him to respond to the fact that your penis is hard.
    5) DON'T joke about how the fact that he's paying you makes you like a prostitute. This will lead to him awkwardly rescinding his offer to pay you, and you are a poor college dropout. The money is the ONLY reason you're doing this.
    6) DO kill Natasha for setting this up.

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