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MsKnowItAll created Gayasses
MsKnowItAll added 6 members
Yang : What... Is this?
Yin : Um...
OneMoreErrand : Quite a peculiar chat room name
StopOverworking : And nicknames
AoisSecondNThirdEyes : I agreed with mine. If it weren't for me, Aoi would've mistaken a wall for a door.
AoisSecondNThirdEyes : I mean you guys saw how I had to took her by her delicate hand and opened the Student Council's room door for her and lead her outside and to her patrolling spot. Even then I'm sure someone saw her bumping into a corner wall.
ICanSeeJustFineThankYou : ...
ICanSeeJustFineThankYou : Fuck you
AoisSecondNThirdEyes : You already did this morning tho.
ICanSeeJustFineThankYou : Then I'll fuck you again
ICanSeeJustFineThankYou : Just in a different way
AoisSecondNThirdEyes : Scissors?
ICanSeeJustFineThankYou : That's not what I mean
ICanSeeJustFineThankYou : Fuck me
Yin : I think I heard Aoi's scream
Yin : Is she okay?
Yang : I can see her banging her head against the wall from the rooftop
Yang : She's indeed, not okay
OneMoreErrand : Considering teenagers' nature of interpreting everything through sexual perspective, I doubt you can backpedal from that one, Aoi
AoisSecondNThirdEyes : Just say you're horny, Kuroko. Sunkane will be there in a blink
StopOverworking : That's a bit... Inappropriate
OneMoreErrand : May I ask how the fuck did you get that from my message?
AoisSecondNThirdEyes : It takes one to know one
OneMoreErrand : What I'm trying to say is
AoisSecondNThirdEyes : Sunkane should hurry up to the tea house at the east garden. Got it. I'll keep everyone away until you're finished.
OneMoreErrand : I swear to God Shiromi.
AoisSecondNThirdEyes : This right here, kids
AoisSecondNThirdEyes : Are an example on how a comma can change one's life. With a comma I'm just a normal girl. Without a comma I am a god.
OneMoreErrand : I'm not even gonna
MsKnowItAll : I see all of you are getting along just fine
Yang : I'm surprised as well. It's not like we've been in the same club for over a year now, is it?
Yin : Damn, I can smell the sarcasm through the pile of shits I'm plunging rn
Yang : Who told you to plunge shits?!
Yin : Oh it's in my to-do-list. It said "1st floor girl's bathroom is clogged"
AoisSecondNThirdEyes : *whistles*
Yang : Get out of there right now
Yin : No :)
OneMoreErrand : I am curious about the reasoning behind the existence of this chat room.
ICanSeeJustFineThankYou : ...you cant just ask "Why does this room exist?"
OneMoreErrand : Due to personal reasons, I am therefore unable to can perform that specific action requested by you, Aoi Ryugoku.
AoisSecondNThirdEyes : Sunkane, how much word must Kuroko type in a day
StopOverworking : Last week she typed the total of 357,927 words, averaging 50,000 a day. So perhaps something around that amount
Yin : Did... Did you really keep track on how much words she typed?
StopOverworking : I don't see anything wrong with that
StopOverworking : Megami, do you mind putting away that pepper spray?
Yang : You are not Akane Toriyasu
AoisSecondNThirdEyes : SHOW WHO YOU REALLY ARE, POSER!
ICanSeeJustFineThankYou : HOLY SHIT IT'S YOU?!
So it turns out Kuroko and Akane decided to exchange wigs.