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Part 3 of OLD FFN STORIES
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Published:
2012-08-08
Completed:
2012-08-11
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10,591
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4/4
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Chuck Versus The SI

Summary:

Note: Old story from FFN in April 2012, uploaded here, 5th August 2022.

Just a little random nutty thing involving the DOS-like thoughts that might be run through chuck's head because of the intersect acting like his head's OS... And also a Self-insert.

Chapter 1: Brain Intersect OS

Chapter Text

>Firewall: Alert. Intrusion detected. Activating Defensive protocols...|
>Backup: Automated backup initiating by command of Defensive Protocols...|
>Backup: Backing up Memories to encrypted Synapses...|
>Firewall: Alert. Defensive Protocols disabled. Intrusion Successful. Initiating Offensive Protocols...|
>Backup: Backup of Memories Successful. Backing up Core Identity to encrypted Synapses...|
>Firewall: Alert. Offensive Protocols ineffective. ...|
>Firewall: Alert. Virus Detected. ...|
>Anti-virus: Virus has been Quarantined. ...|
>Backup: Backup of Core Identity Successful. Backing up Secondary Identity files to encrypted Synapses...|
>Anti-virus: Alert. Virus has breached Quaratttttttt-...|
>Kernel: Alert. Anti-virus has been disabled...|
>Firewall: Alert. Firewall is being diiiiiiiii-...|
>Kernel: Alert. Firewall has been disabled...|
>Backup: Baaaack... baaaaack... baaaaaack...|
>Kernel: Alert. Backup processes has been corrupted...|
>Kernel: Automated shut-down initiated. Dumping crash log... alert... unable to dumpc rash l.d..d.d.|

Chuck Versus the Self-Insert.

>Brain Intersect OS 0.9: Crash log detected. Warning: Virus detected within Crash log. Initiating Anti-virus sweep...|
>Brain Intersect OS 0.9: Virus sweep completed. 1,138 Viruses detected, scanned and removed...|
>Brain Intersect OS 0.9: Booting Up...|
>Brain Intersect OS 0.9: Alert. File System corrupt. Kernel Corrupt. Formatting B Drive...|
>Brain Intersect OS 0.9: B Drive Formatted. Installing file System...|
>Brain Intersect OS 0.9: File System Installed. Installing Kernel...|
>Brain Intersect OS 0.9: Alert. Newer Kernel installation files detected in backups. Cancelling Kernel Installation...|
>Brain Intersect OS 0.9: Installing Kernel from back up...|
>Brain Intersect OS 0.9: Kernel Installed. Booting up Kernel...|
>Kernel: Start up Successful. Thank you for installing B. 0.9 Kernel version 2. Warning. No ID files found on B Drive. Backups detected. Would you like me to install from backups?...|

Y/N: Y.

>Kernel: Installing from Back-ups.
>Extracting ID: Charles_Bartowski.7zid...|
>Installing files: Charles_Bartowski_base,id...|
>Installing files: Charles_Bartowksi_education,id...|
>Installing files: Charles_Bartowski_iq,id...|
>Installing files: Charles_Bartowski_core,id...|
>Installing files: Charles_Bartowski_personality,id...|
>File not found: Charles_Bartowski_personality,id...|
>Installing files: Chuck_personality,id...|
>File corrupt: Chuck_personality,id...|
>Cannot Use file: Chuck_personality,id...|
>Kernel: Find *personality,id.; onfind:scanComplete; ifComplete:Use/End-search...|
>Searching for *personality,id on Backup drive...|
>No files found on Backup Drive. Searching all drives...|
>File found in Chuck_SI.7zid found on ? Drive.
>Extracting ID: Chuck_SI.7zid...|
>Installing files: Chuck_SI_education,id...|
>Installing files: Chuck_SI_core,id...|
>Installing files: Chuck_SI_personality,id...|
>Compiling Ids: Charles_Bartowski; Chuck_SI...|
>Errors Found: Chuck_SI_education empty and dismissed...|
>Compile successful...|
>Installing ID...|
>ID Installed...|
>Kernel: Warning, no memory files detected on B Drive. Memory files found on ? drive. Memory files found on backups...|
>Installation from ? drive complete...|
>Installation from Backups complete...|
>Compiling Memory files...|
>Complete...|
>Kernel: Installation complete. Initiating integry checks...|
>Kernel: Alert. Integrity checks last run: never...|
>Kernel: Initiating first-run integrity check...|
>Kernel: Errors found: 78. Errors Corrected: 78. Integrity checks completed...|
>Kernel: First run successful. Shutting down...|
>Brain Intersect OS 0.9: Rebooting.
>Kernel: Reboot successful. Time: 02:29 GMT 09 April 2012.
>Kernel: Alert. Hardware and Software clocks out of sync. Alert. Software clocks faked. Resetting clocks.
>Kernel: Time: 06:34 PST 14 July 2005.
>Kernel: First-boot detected. Running iKnow app management program...|
>iKnow: First-time run detected. Scanning for iKnow programs...|
>iKnow: Scanning Charles_Bartowski_education,id for programs...|
>iKnow: High School not installed. Installing High School 1.7...|
>iKnow: High School 1.7 Installed. Module Highschool in file Charles_Bartowksi_education,id decrypted...|
>iKnow: College not installed. Installing College 0.9...|
>iKnow: College 0.9 Installed. Module Stanford in file Charles_Bartowksi_education,id decrypted...|
>iKnow: Memory tables located. iRemember not found. Installing iRemember 0.7...|
>iKnow: iRemember installed. Memory tables accessed...|
>iKnow: All Apps installed. Shutting down...|
>Kernel: Running iRemember...|
>iRemember: First-time run detected. iRemember updates detected. iRemember software upgrades detected...|
>iRemember: Do you wish to upgrade to the latest version? (1.8)...|

Y/N: Y...|

>iRemember: Upgrading... Upgrade successful. Rebooting...|
>iRemember 1.8: First-time run detected. No iRemember updates detected. Scanning memory tables...|
>iRemember 1.8: Memory Tables last accessed by iRemember 0.7. Do you wish to update Memory Tables for iRemember 1.8?...|

Y/N: Y...|

>iRemember 1.8: Memory Tables updated. Accessing last entry...|
>Kernel: Runtime complete. Logging you in, Chuck.