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1. The Handler's Flower by 3amfade

   Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   07 Aug 2022

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)/You
   • Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)/Original Female Character(s)
   • Diego Hargreeves/Lila Pitts
   • Diego Hargreeves & You
   • Lila Pitts & Original Character(s)
   • Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
   • Diego Hargreeves
   • Lila Pitts
   • Number Eight
   • Reader
   • Klaus Hargreeves
   • Number Two | Ben Hargreeves
   • Number Six | Ben Hargreeves
   • Vanya Hargreeves | Viktor Hargreeves
   • Allison Hargreeves
   • Luther Hargreeves
   • The Handler (Umbrella Academy)
   • Reginald Hargreeves
   • Number Five | The Boy Has Issues
   • Reader is Number Eight (Umbrella Academy)
   • Kind Of
   • not really - Freeform
   • Lila Pitts Needs A Hug
   • lila pitts sister core
   • Protective Diego Hargreeves
   • Number Five | The Boy Needs A Hug
   • Protective Number Five | The Boy
   • Enemies to Friends to Lovers
   • Angst
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Slow Burn
   • slow burn bc i hate myself
   • Bad Parent The Handler (Umbrella Academy)
   • Past Child Abuse
   • Kinda
   • this is a shit show
   • Soft Diego Hargreeves
   • five being fed up with the reader for several chapters until he caves

   Summary

   Five leaned forward, ignoring the girl next to him. She seemed like an idiot. Not only that, an idiot he didn't have time for. "Lose the crazy lady and her kid and come with me. We have important business."

   The girl scoffed, turning to face the boy next to her. He had uttered a collective of fifteen words within the span of her being awake, and she already formed an opinion about him. She wanted to rip his eyeballs out.

   "What important business? First day of middle school, champ?"

   Five turned to look at her, sending a snarky look her way. She didn't seem like an idiot anymore. She was an idiot. Before Five could open his mouth to say something again, Diego interrupted.

   "I am not going anywhere with you." Drawing Five back to the original conversation, Diego made sure he heard him loud and clear.

   Five looked out the window as he clenched his jaw, seeing a police officer walking down the sidewalk. He let out a small scoff, finding his loophole to use against his brother.

   "Okay, fine." He turned to the window, leaning over the girl who was next to him to stick his head out the window. "Officer!"

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   10,276

   Chapters:

   5/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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