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1. The Satanic Church of Pathetic Men by autumnteacups

   Fandoms: Ghost (Sweden Band)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/F, F/M
   • Work in Progress

   13 Oct 2022

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Cardinal Copia/Reader
   • Papa Emeritus IV/Reader
   • Cardinal Copia
   • Papa Emeritus IV
   • Papa Emeritus III
   • Sister Imperator
   • Gender-Neutral Pronouns
   • Slow Burn
   • Strangers to Friends
   • Friends to Lovers
   • WE'RE GOING THE WHOLE NINE YARDS BABEY!!!
   • Not Canon Compliant
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added

   Summary

   Your car broke down at some point during a spontaneous trip to somewhere other than home. Great! So now you're stranded, in the rain, and with absolutely no bearings as to where you are at all! Sounds like a great night for you.
   While you really don't want to leave the dry - but still cold - confines of your car, something in your head tells you to try and find help.

   Well.... Churches are usually friendly, right?

   [UPDATE | March 2026: I am no longer interested in completing this work. Do not use generative AI to continue it for yourself. I'll leave my distaste for this band at the wayside and leave this up for the 5 people who want to read the nothingburger that's here.]

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