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Symptoms of mixing copious amounts of Stolas’s Happy Pills™ with absinthe include: loss of consciousness, temporary misremembering of awful dates, potentially overdosing and subsequently causing everyone close to you, including your moody daughter and heartbroken boyfriend, to freak the fuck out.
(If you or a loved one has experienced these adverse side effects, you may be eligible for a fresh start with the people you love most.)
