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the queerdos
monday, 4:06 pm
willthewisest- hey guys!
dustbin- hey, william
Micheal Myers- why the fuck do we need a group chat
willthewisest be nice, micheal.
Twelve- Yeah. Be nice, micheal.
micheal myers- hey can we talk about the names rq????
willthewisest- what’s wrong?
micheal myers- me and m*ke have the same name
Micheal Myers- was the censoring really necessary
micheal myers- yes
dustbin- yes
idon’tsincare- Yeah
Twelve- Yes.
Micheal Myers- ugh fine
Micheal Myers- but yeah i agree with m*x
Micheal Myers- we can’t have the same name
micheal myers- 1) that wasn’t funny i did it first
micheal myers- and 2) i feel like i need to take a shower after you agreed with me
idon’tsincare- Stfu and kiss already !
micheal myers- fuck off i have a girlfriend
dustbin- LMAO
willthewisest- right now, around the world, there are millions of people who feel irrationally angry and they don’t know why. this is why.
Twelve- LOL!
micheal myers- i’m glad my pain is amusing to you
willthewisest- great!
Micheal Myers- okay back to the names
idon’tsincare- You’re so needy Mike
micheal myers- ignoring you
idon’tsincare- <\3
willthewisest- mike, you’re Micheal Myers because your name is micheal
willthewisest- and max, your name is micheal myers because you were micheal myers for halloween when we met
micheal myers- i love the sentimentality but you misspelled mike’s name
willthewisest- ??
micheal myers- it should be spelled micheal Byers
Micheal Myers- i think we’re done here
willthewisest- i’m confused haha
micheal myers- no u aren’t
idon’tsincare- Ok new topic
dustbin- thank god
Twelve- You’re welcome.
micheal myers- oh my god my gf is the funniest person here
Twelve- :)
dustbin- okay i have an idea for mike
Micheal Myers- about damn time
dustbin changed micheal myers’s name to : bike wheeler
bike wheeler- wow dustin you’re hilarious
idon’tsincare- LMAO
willthewisest- wait guys
willthewisest- if mike is short for micheal
willthewisest- does that mean that bike is short for bicheal?
bike wheeler- NO
dustbin- YES
bike wheeler- dustin i swear to el, if you change my name-
dustbin- heh
dustbin changed bike wheeler’s name to bicheal wheeler
micheal myers- HAHAHA
bicheal wheeler- fuck you dustin
dustbin- sorry bicheal, i have a gf
micheal myers- henderson what a legend
dustbin- i try my best
dustbin- and don’t even try to change it
bicheal wheeler- i wouldn’t dream of it
dustbin- good
willthewisest- can someone explain “micheal byers” to me lol
5:19 pm
willthewisest- hello?
7:37 pm
willthewisest- fine.