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canon Dumbledore: *awards the points last minute in a spectacle to make Gryffindor win the house cup year one*
imagined Snape: and 10 pts to each and every student in Slytherin, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Gryffindor who managed to NOT wander into this expressly forbidden 3rd corridor that could kill you. Which is all of you except for the following list of Gryfindor students...
The house cup goes to Slytherin.
(obligatory remark that Rowling is actively harming trans folk in the UK with her opinions, money, and clout directed actively against trans folk--and that I do not and will not give her money for merchandise, movies or etc.)