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“You know you like me ‘Yama, don’t act like you don’t” Hinata crossed his arms and looked up at Tobio. “Oh yeah Hinata, I just love you so much. Really I can barely keep my hands off of you” Tobio grinned smugly and flicked Hinata’s forehead with his finger, it was easy to lie when some parts reigned true. Hinata huffed and rubbed the pain out of his forehead, “Yeah well...If you like me so much then...then...Why don’t you just marry me huh?!” Hinata shouted the first thing that came to mind, and Tobio could see in his eyes that he regretted it. Tobio grabbed Hinata, one hand on his waist and the other on his shoulder, he pulled him close, “Maybe I will” Hinata’s face went flush, but he frowned with competitiveness, he wasn’t going to let Kageyama win. Tobio knew how he felt about Hinata, but he also knew how Hinata felt about him, “Do you, Hinata Shoyo, take me, Kageyama Tobio, to be your lawfully wedded husband?” Tobio leaned in when he said husband, he could hear Hinata squeak, “I..um..I do...” Hinata gulped, clearly still embarrassed, “Do..Do you, Kageyama Tobio, take me Hinata Shoyo to be your lawfully wedded...h-husband?” Tobio grinned and leaned into Hinata staring at his eyes with lust, Hinata’s eyes fluttered close, and his lips puckered ready to be met with Kageyama’s. “Nope!” Tobio let go of his grasp on Hinata, letting the boy fall to the floor with a yelp. Hinata shouted embarrassed, “You- You can’t- Aughh! Idiot! You’re an idiot Kageyama!” Tobio grinned smugly, “No, I’m a winner, that’s 8 wins for me and 1 win for you” Hinata furrowed his brow in frustration, this competition of theirs had been going on for a while, Hinata wasn’t actually sure what the goal of the game was, and there really wasn’t any way to tell who the winner is. The competition consisted of both of them flirting with each other, trying to catch the other off guard, and then letting them down. But Kageyama was just so damn good at it! Every time he did anything Hinata found himself melting like icecream on a hot day, he’d always be reduced to flushing red screaming which led to his defeat. Nothing Hinata did seemed to phase Kageyama, if anything it just riled him up, making him retort with more flirting. Kageyama couldn’t be perfect right? He had to have some type of flaw, the only time Hinata had won was that one time where he’d made Kageyama jealous of Kenma on accident, but it stopped working after the first time and any recreation ended in failure. Hinata knew there had to be a weak point, everyone had a weak point, it was up to Hinata to find Kageyama’s.