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1. some respite from the heat and the hurt by Witcher_Trash_Party

   Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   15 Aug 2022

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion
   • Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia & Jaskier | Dandelion
   • Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
   • Jaskier | Dandelion
   • Jaskier | Dandelion's Father
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Pre-Relationship
   • Pre-Slash
   • Implied/Referenced Underage Sex
   • Implied/Referenced Underage Prostitution
   • Underage Prostitution
   • Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
   • Teen Jaskier | Dandelion
   • Sex Worker Jaskier | Dandelion
   • The Law of Surprise (The Witcher)
   • Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault
   • Jaskier | Dandelion Whump
   • destiny hates geralt's guts
   • POV Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
   • Jaskier is Not a Noble
   • No Smut

   Summary

   Geralt claims the Law of surprise because that’s what Vesemir taught him to do, long ago. He’s hoping for a chicken, but to be honest, he’ll eat a dog if that’s what Destiny gives him.

   OR: Geralt law-surprises his way into owning a child prostitute. As one does.

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