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Chapter 9: FFVII/FFXII - Understanding

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Oh my god, this crack ship was the result of Chaos_Silk's and my deviousness ages ago. Sky Pirate/Turk. You know you want it. They're ridiculous in all the good ways. Enjoy their stupidity. Sorry not sorry.

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"Hey, you asshole. I know you're trying to cheat me." Reno hissed, narrowing his green eyes in accusation toward the Sky Pirate.

 

Balthier cocked an eyebrow back at the Turk and feigned innocence. "I would never do such a thing."

 

Reno snorted. "Don't even start with that bullshit, we agreed fifty-fifty in everything looted and you only gave me thirty of it, so pay up you fuckin' stingy bastard. I won't be conned by you."

 

The redhead held one hand out towards the brunet, other hand tapping his odd (to Batlthier, at least, who'd never seen such a thing in all his travels) metallic weapon that somehow conducted electricity without Magick or Auracite against his shoulder with a dangerous look to his eyes.

 

"You spoil all the fun." Balthier replied calmly, not the least bit phased as he tossed the redhead a satchel filled with coin and other loot.

 

The redhead caught it and snorted again. "Oh, I'm plenty of fun, or do I need to prove that to you again?"

 

Balthier smirked. "That's hardly necessary, but I'm not one to turn away an offer."

 

Reno tossed the bag of loot behind himself as he advanced towards the Sky Pirate and pushed up against him.

 

"As long as we have an understanding about that, then you've got nothin' to worry about, yo~" The Turk murmured before kissing the other man for all his worth--and believe you me, he's worth quite a bit.

 

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