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1. Loki's Institute for Snarky Delinquents by RightSaidFredAstaire

   Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV), Loki (TV 2021), Marvel, Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M, Multi
   • Work in Progress

   26 Mar 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Loki & The Hargreeves Family
   • Number Five | The Boy & Klaus Hargreeves & Vanya Hargreeves | Viktor Hargreeves
   • Number Five | The Boy/Klaus Hargreeves
   • Number Five | The Boy/Klaus Hargreeves/Loki (Marvel)
   • Diego Hargreeves/Lila Pitts
   • Loki (Marvel)
   • Luther Hargreeves
   • Diego Hargreeves
   • Allison Hargreeves
   • Klaus Hargreeves
   • Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
   • Number Six | Ben Hargreeves
   • Vanya Hargreeves | Viktor Hargreeves
   • Lila Pitts
   • Dr. Pogo (Umbrella Academy)
   • Herb (Umbrella Academy)
   • God (Umbrella Academy)
   • Nornir | Norns (Norse Religion & Lore)
   • Original Characters
   • Frigga | Freyja (Marvel)
   • Crossover
   • Post-Episode: s01e06 For All Time. Always. (Loki TV)
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Apocalypse Fix-it
   • Jotunn Loki (Marvel)
   • Genderfluid Loki (Marvel)
   • Lady Loki
   • Adult Number Five | The Boy
   • Five Hargreeves Ages into Timothée Chalamet (physically 23 then 18)
   • Nonbinary Klaus Hargreeves
   • Trans Vanya Hargreeves | Viktor Hargreeves
   • Number Five | The Boy Needs A Hug
   • Klaus Hargreeves Needs A Hug
   • Loki Needs a Hug (Marvel)
   • Bad Parent Reginald Hargreeves
   • Odin's A+ Parenting (Marvel)
   • Family Dynamics
   • Sibling Bonding
   • Good Siblings The Hargreeves | Umbrella Academy
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Whump
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Body Dysphoria
   • Slavery (mentioned)
   • Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con
   • Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD
   • Stockholm Syndrome
   • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
   • Slow Burn
   • Porn with Feelings
   • Porn With Plot
   • Smut
   • Passion
   • No Incest
   • Soulmates (implied)
   • Size Difference
   • Bottoming from the Top
   • Topping from the Bottom
   • Kissing
   • Oral Sex
   • Anal Sex
   • Gentle Sex
   • Time Travel Sex
   • Creampie
   • Aftercare
   • Everyone is pansexual to some degree

   Summary

   "The physics of numerous quanta tells us we cannot be certain about anything, especially if time is concerned. Even if you knew everything there is to know about right now, you could never predict what will happen next. We don't live in a universe of rules, we live in a universe of chances. Some events, however, are more likely than others."

   - Sir Reginald Hargreeves, 1962

   Not accounting for a dashing prince of chaos, Five returns the day of Dad's funeral with a saga to share and a few new family members. Klaus might drop dead with happiness. Meanwhile, the Norns show Variant L.1130 he isn't meant to cause pain and suffering or death — he's there to help a gaggle of delinquent orphans achieve their best selves all while unravelling Project Oblivion.

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   Loki, Prince of Asgard, Friggason, rightful heir of Jotunheim, and God of Mischief. Soon to be known in this not-so-cinematic universe as Loki, House of Loki, Faerie Godmother.

   References to mistreatment aren't graphic and chapters 4, 8, & 16 are explicitly sexual yet consensual.

   Series

   • Part 2 of When Universes Collide: The MCU meets the Umbrella Academy

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   29,259

   Chapters:

   25/?

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