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1. The Competition by The_Once_and_Future for alexandra_emerson, Elastic_Heart31, AlwaysThatGuy

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   21 Aug 2022

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley
   • Hermione Granger/Harry Potter
   • Harry Potter
   • Ron Weasley
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Crack
   • no beta we die like men

   Summary

   Recent events have inspired me to write a competition-themed piece. It is dumb. Proceed with caution.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Crack, smack, and other illicit substances

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   8,526

   Chapters:

   5/5

   Comments:

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