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Straight as an Arrow by slightly_alarming_prism
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Nov 2025
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Summary
The thing is, Feng Xin knows he isn't gay. Or bi. Or anything that isn't 100% straight, because contrary to popular opinion he has thought about it, he has considered the fact that heterosexuality can be compulsive and there might be something he's missing.
But he's not gay. He's sure of it. Because Xie Lian is his best friend and he's never wanted to fuck him.
Like, sure, he’s thought about it, but he’s never wanted to. Thinking is fine. Thinking isn’t gay. Thinking is a thought exercise.
The point is, if someone doesn’t want Xie Lian, they’re obviously not attracted to men as a whole. That’s just logic. Feng Xin is sure Mu Qing would agree. By the laws of logic he also wants to fuck Xie Lian, even if he wouldn’t, because if he did Feng Xin would never be able to look either of them in the eye ever again, too busy thinking about that sour feeling in his gut from Mu Qing —
But not because he’s homophobic. He isn’t. Just — he’s not gay.
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Feng Xin invites Mu Qing to move in with him after he falls on some hard luck. The whole thing is fine except for the bit where he, a straight man, kind of maybe wants to fuck his best friend.