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another black phone text story

Summary:

finneh: GUYS AJDBSJBZBSHDHS 

GUESS WHO I JUST SAW

FUCJING GUEsS

 
Minty: robin

paperboi: robin

lionbird: robin

 

 

or I've seen too many of these and wanted to join in the fun- featuring everyone simping and being weird
everybody is aged up to 17 bcuz thats easier
the grabber may show up at some point

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter Text


7:42PM

 

finneh: GUYS AJDBSJBZBSHDHS 

GUESS WHO I JUST SAW

FUCJING GUEsS

 

Minty: robin

 

paperboi: robin

 

lionbird: robin

 

finneh: YES

HE WAS BEATING SOMEBODY UP

HE LOOKEA SO STUNNINF DOINF IT

TRULY AMAZING

 

Minty: finn stop being horny on main challenge failed

 

lionbird: like you can talk 💀 if you saw vance you would be doing the same thing

 

Minty: remember before you and billy started dating? you cant talk bitch🙄

 

lionbird: fuk u

 

paperboi: he aint wrong 🤭

 

finneh: GUYS

FUCKINR GUYS HELOOKEDATME

HOW IS HE SO PRETTY??????? 

oh shit vance is here too now

they both looking at me

 

Minty: oh to be you rn

 

finneh: THEY NODDED AT ME AS THY PASSEF?????

 

paperboi: get in finn🥳🥳

 

lionbird: 🥳GO BESTIE GO BESTIE 🥳

 

Minty: i want vance to nod at me 😩

 

lionbird: y'all simps💀💀

 

finneh: mum that u? 

 

Minty has changed Finney Blakes name to mummyissuesuwu

 

mummyissuesuwu: i will murder you

 

Minty: no you wont x

 

mummyissuesuwu:... i fucking hate all of you

 

 

 

2:09AM

 

 

mummyissuesuwu: i dont wanna go to school tomorrow:((( 

 

Minty: me either, hopefully we have classes together

 

mummyissuesuwu: fr we better 🙄🙄

 

paperboi: both ofyou stfu 

i got papers to delivwr in likw 3 hours

 

mummyissuesuwu: sowwy pumpkin, go sleep 🥺🥱

 

paperboi: kys

 

mummyissuesuwu: just becuz i look like my mum doeant mean imma go out like her 😞✊️

 

paperboi:💀💀💀💀

 

Minty: 💀🤭✊️

 

8:56AM: 

 

mummyissuesuwu: kill me

fucking kill me

i h

jsut bumped into robin

and made him fall 

end me

i deserve death

 

Minty: fuckhead

 

mummyissuesuwu: cumstain

 

Minty: cock sucker

 

mummyissuesuwu: toe licker

 

Minty: fart sniffer

 

 

"What an interesting conversation." 

 

Finney jumped as he heard somebody next to him, looking at Robin who had an amused look in his eyes. 

 

"What?" Finney spoke after staring for a minute. 

 

"Your conversation with your friend. It's funny." Robin chuckled "And it's okay. I'll forgive you for bumping into me this time." He petted Finneys head before turning to the front of the class with a smirk, fully aware of how flustered he was making Finney. 

 

Finney stared at Robin for a bit longer before he stared at his lap, face bright red. 

 

When class ended Finney rushed out of the room, dodging his usual bullies somehow. He was proud of himself for a moment before he realised he had just walked towards the older and stronger bullies, who had locked onto him. 

 

Finney immediately rushed to the bathroom, moving to sit on one of the toilets, shutting the door. 

 

He quickly pulled his phone out to message the chat, hand shaking as he typed. 

 

 

11:21AM

mummyissuesuwu: ithink im abour to gwt my asd kicked help

 

 

Finney flinched as the door slammed open. He paled as he met the eyes of an older boy, almost double his size. 

 

Finney didn't have time to think before he was punched in the face, making him groan. Before long he was on the ground, bloodied and bruised once the group was finally done kicking him. 

 

Finney sat up after a few minutes, grabbing his phone. He sighed at the new crack in his phone, annoyed he would have to replace the screen again so soon. 

 

11:21AM

mummyissuesuwu: ithink im abour to gwt my asd kicked help

 

Minty: where are you???

11:27AM

Minty: finn?

 

11:34AM

Minty: Re u ok?

 

paperboi: I'll look near the art section, griffin science and bruce check every bathroom

 

lionbird: right

 

Minty: on it

 

 

11:46AM

 

mummyissuesuwu: im ok guys

i think my ribs may be bruisef

im in the bathroom near my english classroom

 

 

 

Not even a minute passed before the bathroom door opened and somebody stepped inside. Finney looked up, expecting Bruce. His face flushed as he instead saw Robin and Vance, looking at him with unreadable expressions. 

 

It took Finney a minute to remember he was still on the ground. He immediately stumbled up and grabbed his bag, muttering an apology for being in Robin and Vances way as he stumbled towards the bathroom door.

 

"Wait." 

 

Finney froze as Robin spoke, turning around. He bit his lip as he looked at Robin, just waiting to be hit. 

 

"Relax idiot. We aren't going to hurt you. You did nothin to us." Vance rolled his eyes as Robin stepped closer to Finney, gently grabbing his chin. 

 

"That'll get infected if you don't clean it. Go to the nurses office. Do you need help there?" Robin asked, smiling at Finney who just stared at him, jaw dropped. 

 

Finney was spared from responding when Bruce rushed in, followed by Griffin and Billy. They somehow didn't notice Robin and Vance standing there, clearly worried about their friend. 

 

By the time the three of them stopped crowding around Finney, Robin and Vance were gone.