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It was a lovely day in (my little)ponyville. The sun was shining (armor) with any clouds being (rainbow) dashed out of the sky by the pagasi.
It was a lovely day for an alicorn and undead rabbit to have tea.
"So, what brings you to equestria?" Twilight said amicably.
"I always come back" groaned the golden rabbit.
"Oh, so you've been here before? That's great! It must've been quite a while ago for us not to have met yet. How old did you... say you were?" She said, sheepishly
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"Oh wow! that's quite a long time" The princess said with surprise
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"Yeah, I was living here back when I was a little bunny... and still alive"
"Still alive, uh-" Twilight worriedly asked, "what do you mean by that exactly?"
"Back before I sold my life to the NFT business" Springtap answered ashamed
"Oh you like NFT's? Well I myself have dabbled in the business. You really gotta know when to buy high and sell low, if ykyk. I always head down to the u-haul when im looking for some pick me up. also monkeys?"
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"I could really use a wish right now. Wish right now." Springtrap replied.
"Egad!" Twilight screamed in a British accent, but she didn't quite like it so she tried again with an Australian accent. She liked this one much better and settles with it.
"I love Imagine Dragons!! Wow, I say!!! You must be my one true love!"
Springtrap looked at her with a weird look. Somehow.
"Name five songs." Twilight looked confused,
"...w-what?!"
"You heard me!" the mechanical bunny screamed!
Twilight stuttered. She got anxious. She wanted to cry. She listened to them all the time but couldn't name one song. Was she... was she a fake fan?
Yes.
The truth is... Twilight had never listened to Imagine Dragons. If she had actually listened- instead of just reading the band name off of Springtrap's oversized tee- she would have known the song was by B.O.B and NOT Imagine Dragons.
Springtrap got mad at the fake fan and Twilight at him! They started an epic kaiju battle!!! They grew to massive scales, created whole armies. The battle lasted years. They eventually forgot why they were battling they just cared to win.
They both died tho lol.