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Anthony Tate had been walking down the street in a calm matter when he heard someone scream,
"OH MY GOD!!! ANTHONY TATE!!! I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!! I LOVE MISOGNY!!" He turned around... expecting to see some middle-aged balding man with a beer belly but instead seeing... Hatsune Miku?
He screamed and ran away from the woman with her freakishly large eyes and unwomanly blue hair. He clutched his balls while running: hoping Miku wouldn't cut them off like the last he ran into. Having a ball implant was hard and even then the doctor had misread him and replaced his genitals with a rubber ball. He could detach it and bounce it on walls when he was bored.
He did this a lot.
He was bored a lot.
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As he continued to run, he chanced a look back behind him, only to hurry his speed in terror as Miku gained on him. He ran and ran, only to notice that the world around him had begun to loop around the same few cartoonish buildings and clouds.
He was in a music video!
"SEKAAAAAIII DE" Screamed miku as she finally caught up to Andrew.
Andrew Tate fell over in fear, trying to protect his manly balls from being stolen by this, and he shivers at the thought, w o m a n.
Miku stared down at him, shadows covering her face and illuminating her wide smile.
"Hell-o An-drew tatE, I wo-uld l-I-ke an aut-o-graaaaph!"
"STAY AWAY FROM YOU YOU, WOMAN, GIRL, THING!!!" Andrew cried in terror
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Miku just smiled wider as music notes and magical sprinkles started appearing everywhere.
"Wha.... What??" Andrew recognized the sprinkles and glitter as feminine and started to barf. "No... my manliness....its being drained"
He looked up at Miku helpless as her smile just grew wider.
He looked back at himself and his hands. His fingernails started to shimmer and shine, as colour was forming on them. He blinked his eyes and his fingernails were painted blue!
"NOOOOOOO" he screamed is distress.
This has caught the attention of many passerbys and there was a crowd starting to form.
He screamed and yelled, using the last of his epic testosterone and masculine energy to
stand back up. Then...
He looked down
He was in a skirt
He didn't even make a sound. His heart immediately stopped pumping and he fell to the ground. Traumatized pedestrians around started frantically running and calling the cops.
But Amidst all the chaos, Andrew's corpse started glowing.
He rose up fully mikufied now and ran out to find another victim to add to the hive mind.