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Drury made a group chat
Drury added Otis and Garfield
Drury: hey bestie Otis ^^ it's killer moth
Otis: HOW DID YOU GET MY NUMBER???
Drury: hacked into Instagram's database
Drury: Firefly helped
Garfield: I watched a YouTube video ^^
Otis: my god
Otis: ok what do you want, I'm low-key scared
Drury: you wouldn't happen to have the phone number of any other villains
Otis: I may have one, why?
Drury: a group chat
Garfield: with loads of villains >:))
Drury: where we can all plan together >:))
Otis: I only have the pied piper's number
Drury: that's so random 😭😭
Otis: we met at a rat convention.
Drury: please tell me youre joking
Drury: you're making this shit up
Otis: no that's how we met
Otis: I can add him if you want
Garfield changed their nickname to Firefly
Firefly: it's a start
Otis added Hartley
Hartley: whats this 😭
Otis: Hartley, this is killer moth and firefly
Firefly: Hi ^^
Drury changed their name to moth man
Moth man: HELLO!!
Otis: they wanna make a group chat with as many villains as possible.
Hartley: I-
Hartley: ok then y'know what you do you
Moth man: do you know anyone??
Hartley: no lmao
Hartley: I hate the rest of the flash rogues
Hartley: cold broke into my apartment yesterday
Hartley: because his toilet was broken and he wanted to use mine
Otis: my god
Hartley: oh this is a regular occurrence
Hartley: he freezes things over out of anger
Hartley: so he then will break into my house to use my equivalent to said object
Hartley: he's gotta stop using my coffee machine man he doesn't clean it out after 😭
Hartley: and he uses up all the water in my fridge :((
Otis: this is why I don't let anyone know where I live
Otis: I like my shit too much for anyone to come over and wreck it
Otis: and the ratties rarely like my company.
Firefly: look I'm sorry one got caught in that house I set on fire a few months back.
Otis: you're not
Firefly: yeah I'm not lmao you got me.
Moth man changed Otis' nickname to rat one
Moth man changed Hartley's nickname to rat two
Moth man: we gotta get more people everyone 😭
Moth man: and is everyone ok with me using guys as a gender neutral term??
Rat two: I know what must be done.
Rat one: HARTLEY?
Rat two: TIME FOR REVENGE LEONARD
Rat two added L.Snart, C.Snow and V.Fries
Rat two: I stole his phone
Rat two: he had it coming
V.Fries: hello? How did you get my number?
Moth man: VICTOR
V.Fries: oh no
Firefly: hi Victor ^^
V.Fries: GET AWAY FROM ME
Moth Man: Victor do u have anyone you can add we're trying to add as many villains as possible to this group chat thank you love you <<33 /p
V.Fries: the things I do for you two…
V.fries added O.Cobblepot, V.Zsasz and P.isley
V.Fries: I'm so sorry everyone…
V.Zsasz: GROUP CHAT
V.Zsasz changed their nickname to Gru
Gru: FUCK YEAH
O.Cobblebot: wtf
Moth man: I'm not explaining this again if you're here you're stuck here forever
Moth man: add who you can
O.cobblepot: Drury?
Moth man: yes it is I the killer moth at your service >:]]
O.Cobblepot: delightful…
O.Cobblepot: I'll add Edward he has contacts
O.cobblepot added E.nygma
E.nygma: oooh GC
Gru: YES GROUP CHAT
Gru: wait can I add someone?
Firefly: YES ADD ANYONE YOU CAN PLEASE
Gru added R.Sionis
Gru changed R.Sionis' nickname to SionSUS
SionSUS: Victor I hate you
Gru: no you don't :)
SionSUS: no I do
E.Nygma changed their nickname to Eddie
Eddie changed O.Cobblepot's nickname to Ozzie
Eddie: I can add people
Eddie added J.Tetch, J.Crane J.Craddock
Gru: you know so many people with J names 😭
Eddie: I draw them in like a magnet
P.Isley changed their nickname to Ivy
Ivy added H.Quinn
Ivy: Harls wanted in
H.Quinn: Thank ya Red, love ya <<33
H.quinn changed their nickname to Harls
L.Snart: WHY IS HARTLEY IN MY HOUSE??