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11:45pm
Porsha: YOO IS ANYONE AWAKE RIGHT NOW!!
Ash: The question is, why are YOU awake?
Rosa : I agree with Ash, why are you awake at this hour Porsha 🤔?
Porsha: Uhhh who are you??
Rosa: it's me, Rosita
Porsha: OHHH I was worried for a sec like, who the HECK is Rosa??
Rosa: haha, yeah Rosa is actually my real name, Rosita is a sort of nickname. I'll change it so it's less confusing
Porsha: OOOH that's nice
'Rosa' has changed their name to 'Rosita 🌹'
Ash: I always thought Rosita was just your name
you learn something everyday ig
Rosita 🌹: anyways, why are you both up so late?
Ash: uh-
Porsha: I WAS sleeping! But then I woke up and I can't sleep now sooo
Rosita 🌹: 🤨
Porsha: It's true Rosita!!
But like, I could ask you the same thing tho??
Noooooshy: YO, just joined the chat!
Ash: Hey Nooshy
Rosita 🌹: Hi Nooshy!
Porsha: Hey!!!
Noooooshy: Heya theatre fam! How's it going?
Rosita 🌹: OK, why is everyone awake so late?
Ash: We could ask you the same
Porsha: That's what I said!!
Rosita 🌹: I have an excuse 😡😡😡
Nooooooshy: oh no angry emojis from Rosita!! You guys better watch yourselves
Porsha: we didn't mean to make you angry Rosita!!
Ash: We?
Porsha: ASH SO MEAN!!
Nooooooshy: damn
Nooooooshy: @Rosita🌹 why are you awake tho?
Rosita 🌹: Only because Mason had a nightmare
Nooooooshy: Oh noo, poor little guy
Ash: ah dang, what was it about, Do you know?
Porsha: that sucks HARD
Nooooooshy: picture of *insert surprised pikachu face
Ash: ayo-
Porsha: what??
Rosita 🌹: please…don't use that term again, please Porsha…
Porsha: oh-
Porsha: Srry Rosita
Rosita 🌹: it's alright Porsha
Nooooooshy: what a lovely mother-daughter dynamic 🥲
Ash: right?
Rosa: back to Ash's question, apparently Norman decided to have the kids watch Coraline while I was away, because it sounded 'fun'
Ash: oh-
Nooooooshy: oh…
Porsha: aren't they all like 6?
Rosita 🌹: yes that's the point
Rosita 🌹: Mason dreamed that I became the 'other mother' was scared because I wasn't acting like…me. Even in his sleep he was saying "that's not my mommy, that's not my mommy"
Ash: ok, that is the cutest thing ever
Porsha: LITERALLY!! Why are all your kids so cute Rosita!!
Rosita 🌹: I don't know, I got lucky I guess 🤷♀️
Nooooooshy: ah wow, you really are a good mom Rosita
me, I'm just a night owl honestly
Ash: I just got off a late night gig
Rosita 🌹: This late?!
Ash: The encore lasted longer than it was supposed to
mostly cause Clay was there. Had to play half of his album before the crowd lrt us go
Rosita 🌹: oh my, that sounds exciting!
Nooooooshy: Hard agree, should've been fun
Ash: it was pretty cool, but I'm super tired rn
Ash: Clay says hi BTW
Porsha: Wait, he's there with you??
Ash: yeah? We were at the same show??
Porsha: yeah but like… still tho
Nooooooshy: lmao
Rosita 🌹: Come on Ash don't be mean
Ash: Sorry @Rosita 🌹
Rosita: No worries 😊
Nooooooshy: so wholesome
I might- I might just die
Porsha: OMG!!! YOU GUYS!!
Ash: huh?
Rosita 🌹: what is it? Did something happen?
Porsha: Have you ever seen how Buster sleeps??!!
Ash: uh…no?
Rosita 🌹: now that I think about it, I've only ever seen him awake
Nooooooshy: I didn't think he ever slept
Ash: LMAO
now THAT'S mean
Nooooooshy: but you can't even blame me. Like I've NEVER seen him tired, EVER
Porsha: Well you're gonna see it now
LOOK AT HIM!!
(insert a picture of Buster lying on his side on a couch, curled up into himself and sleeping soundly.)
Ash: oh my gosh
Rosita 🌹: oh my goodness! That is so adorable 😍
-he looks so peaceful
Porsha: IKR??!!! We were watching TV together and he just fell asleep on the coach!!
Ash: This has added 10 .more years to my life span
Nooooooshy: FR tho!
Wait, is it weird to call you directure adorable or-
Ash: I guess if it's not a weird way
And he IS really cute there too so it's a valid excuse
Nooooooshy: ay @Porsha I didn't know you were living with Moon?
Porsha: Really?? I thought everyone knew already
Lol my bad
Not like I have anywhere else to live so he just said "Hey Porsha, you can live with me if you wanna"
And obviously I was like OF COURSE
Ash: I've never actually seen Buster's apartment, only heard he bought one
Is it nice?
Porsha: Umyeah it's really cozy. Tho there's always a stool or a stack of smth EVERYWHERE
Rosita 🌹: they really should make furniture for smaller animals to use too
Nooooooshy: oh they do make them, they're just waaayyy more expensive
Rosita 🌹: well that's just unfair
Nooooooshy: yeah but since his shows such a hit now, he might be able to afford some replacements or smth
Ash: well now he probably won't do that, since Porsha's there now and she's pretty tall
Rosita 🌹: ooh yeah that's true
Porsha: true
Now I feel kinda bad
Rosita 🌹: aww don't feel bad Porsha!!
I'm sure Buster doesn't mind
Nooooooshy: besides he's probably a master at parkour at this point already
Johnny: not probably, he IS
Porsha: Johnny you're here!!!
Nooooooshy: JOHNNYYY MY MAN!!!
Johnny: YO!!
Ash: I didn't think you'd be awake at this hour, aren't you a pretty early sleeper?
Johnny: it varies sometimes
Rosita 🌹: you all really shouldn't be up this late, its almost 12 in the morning
It could be bad for your health
Nooooooshy: thanks for the advice Rosita
But now we're all here I don't think I can fall asleep now!!
Rosita 🌹:...OK that's fair…just try to sleep earlier next time around
Porsha: oohh should I show Johnny the picture??
Johnny: What picture??
Porsha: This one!!
(Insert another picture of Buster curled on the couch, still sleeping)
Rosita 🌹: ahhh I can't take any more of these!!!
Nooooooshy: literally, are you TRYING to kill us Porsha?!
Porsha: maybe >:)
Nooooooshy: 😶
Ash: oh shit
Porsha woke up and chose violence
Porsha: LMAO
Anyways, Johnny what do you think??
Johnny: I never thought I needed a picture of Mr. Moon sleeping before but here we are
Is he there with you?
Nooooooshy: I swear that's the same picture as before
Porsha: It's not tho??
I took it just now
Ash: nah, that's definitely the same picture as before
Porsha: It's not OK?!
Nooooooshy: there's no way, he's in the exact same position
Johnny: I looked at the last picture and yeah, they look the same
Nooooooshy: exactly
Porsha: IT'S NOT!!
Ash: I showed Clay the two pictures and he literally said they're the same picture
Porsha: Is this some kinda sick joke??!!
Nooooooshy: We should be asking YOU that honestly
Porsha: @Rosita 🌹 you believe me right??
Rosita 🌹: c'mon everyone, don't gang up on Porsha like that
It's mean
Johnny: Sorry Rosita, but it really does look like the same picture
Ash: The truth ⬆️
Porsha: It's really not the same picture
I can send a video RIGHT NOW
Johnny: isn't it a bit weird to film someone sleeping?
Nooooooshy: eh, more adorable koala sleeping content for us I'd say
and we're not posting it online so there's no real harm done
Johnny: that true
Meena: can't the cooperation that manage the app see it tho?
Ash: Meena!!
Johnny: When did you get here?
Rosita 🌹: more importantly, WHY are you awake
Meena: I've actually been here for a while now, but I didn't know how I'd join the convo
Nooooooshy: Yoo Meena!! How've you been?
Meena: Hiya Nooshy!! I'm good thanks :>
Sorry @Rosita 🌹, I was face-timing Alfonso and lost track of time
Rosita 🌹: you really did lose track
Meena: sorry :(
Ash: too busy chatting with your boyfriend Meena
Porsha: Oh my Meena, I didn't know you had a bf 😏
Meena: O///O
NOOOOOO
Nooooooshy: Yeees, you guys look really smitten for each other whenever you're together
Johnny: and you look twice as happy when you text him
Meena: NOT YOU TOO JOHNNYYY!! >///<
We aren't even dating yet
Porsha: 'yet'? 😶
Ash: 😶
Johnny: 😶
Rosita 🌹: 😶
Nooooooshy: 😏
Meena: you GUYS!!
Ash: @Nooooooshy you broke the sacred emoji threqd
How could you Nooshy
Nooooooshy: srry a lynx has gotta do what a lynx has gotta do
Johnny: smh
Rosita: don't worry Meena, we all support your relationship
Or 'would' support your relationship with Alfonso
Meena: …thanks Rosita ♡
Rosita 🌹: Ofcourse, no worries 👍
Nooooooshy: OK can we all agree Rosita = Best Mom ever
Porsha: obviously
Johnny: YES
Meena: Rosita has always been best mom
Ash: I thought we all knew this already
Rosita 🌹: aww you guys ☺️
Meena: We love you Rosita ♡♡♡
Ash: Yeah we do!!
Porsha: Rosita is the best
Johnny: Best Mom
Nooooooshy: YEESS OFFICIAL FAM MOM
Rosita 🌹: wait I need to change this
'Rosita 🌹' has changed their name to 'OFFICIAL MOM'
Porsha: YEEEES
Ash: Perfection
Meena: :)
Johnny: fits you perfectly Rosita
Nooooooshy: It's Mom to you now
OFFICIAL MOM: YES
OFFICIAL MOM: And as team mom I declare EVERYONE SHOULD SLEEP NOW
Ash: awwww
Meena: but Rosita
I mean mom-
Porsha: LMAO
OFFICIAL MOM: nope, no buts. Its 12 in the morning
Porsha: T_T
Meena T○T
OFFICIAL MOM: yup, time for bed now
Ash: but I'm not home yet, still on the bus
OFFICIAL MOM: hmm, OK Ash gets a pass but go to sleep as soon as you get home OK? (Tell Calloway good night for me too)
Ash: Got it (yeah I'll tell him)
OFFICIAL MOM: now the rest of you, off to bed
If you can't sleep, make warm milk
Meena: ok mom, gn everyone^w^
Nooooooshy: gn meena, and everyone else, I'm hitting the sacks too
Ash: didn't you say you were a night owl
Nooooooshy: when momma Rosita tell me to sleep, then I'm not
Johnny: lol, yeah I'm with nooshy, gn everyone
OFFICIAL MOM: GN Johnny and Nooshy
Porsha I haven't forgotten you
I know you're still here Porsha, it says your online
Porsha: T○T
Porsha: Can I atleast put one more picture of Mr. Moon please??
OFFICIAL MOM:...Alright fine
Porsha: YAY
(third picture of Buster still curled up on the couch a but more than before, covered by a small blanket)
Porsha: That's my last message, see y'all in the morning!!
Meena: O///O he's so adorable when he sleeps WHAT?!?!
Wait, is that weird?
Ash: not if you make it weird
Meena: oh ok ●w●
Anyways I'm off to bed
Ash: don't stay up texting your (not) bf
Meena: ASH!!!
OFFICIAL MOM: Alright everyone, good night. Ah u wish I could be there to kiss you all goodnight 😔
So have it in text 😚😚😘😘🥰
Love you all!!!!! ❤❤❤
Ash: thx mom
Porsha: aww thx!!!
Meena: :>
Nooooooshy: thanks mum gn
Johnny: thanks mum :) goodnight
OFFICIAL MOM: make sure to ACTUALLY SLEEP
Nooooooshy: say goodnight to your (not bf) too meena
Meena: NOOSHY!!!
4:45 am
Porsha: Is ANYONE AWAKE RIGHT now??!!
Ash: Please go to sleep Porsha