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Saturday 13:05
Yamaguchi Tadashi has added Dinosaurs am I right gamers, Hinata Shouyo, Kageyama Tobio and 8 others to Group Chat
Yamaguchi Tadashi has changed Group Chat to Karasuno VBC
Yamaguchi Tadashi: Hi everyone!! I thought I would make this since we didn’t have one already!
Yamaguchi Tadashi has changed their name to Tadashi
Nishinoya Yuu: oh hell ye
Nishinoya Yuu has changed their name to Guardian Angel
Dinosaurs am I right gamers: Lame.
Dinosaurs am I right gamers has changed Guardian Angel’s name to Cinderace
Cinderace: ???? what??? also what is up with your name dude
Dinosaurs am I right gamers: A. Look up Cinderace’s hidden ability. B. Kenma changed it and he won’t let me change it back.
Hinata Shouyo: wouldn’t Cinderace be betwr for Asahi since hes the Ace???
Dinosaurs am I right gamers: Did you even read my last message? Dumbass.
Tadashi: @ Hinata Shouyo it’s cause Cinderace’s hidden ability is Libero! Tsukki’s just a nerd lol
Hinata Shouyo: ohhhh I see
Sugawara Koushi: Tsukishima be nice to Hinata, also since Daichi’s not here right now I’ll say it for him. Language.
Sugawara Koushi has changed their name to Suga
Hinata Shouyo: hey guys how do i change my name here???
Yachi Hitoka: I can help you with that!
Hinata Shouyo has changed their name to Tiny Giant 2
Yachi Hitoka has changed their name to Yachi
Tiny Giant 2: thanks so much Yachi!!!!
Yachi: Always happy to help! ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
Tanaka Ryuunosuke: yo whas this
Cinderace: bro!!
Tanaka Ryuunosuke: also tsukishima dude whats with the stupid name lmfaooo
Dinosaurs am I right gamers has changed Tanaka Ryuunosuke’s name to Cueball
Dinosaurs am I right gamers: You reap what you sow, idiot.
Cueball: shit
Sawamura Daichi: Language.
Cueball: sorry dad :(
Cinderace has changed Sawamura Daichi’s name to Team Dad
Team Dad: You know what? I can’t even be mad at this.
Cueball: y’know now that my bro noya and tsukishima have opened the flood gates
Dinosaurs am I right gamers: Oh no.
Cinderace: oh yes
Cueball: some of yalls names are a little too
Cueball: normal
Tadashi: uh oh
Cueball has changed Yachi’s name to Panick
Cueball has changed Tadashi’s name to Freckles
Cueball has changed Kageyama Tobio’s name to melk
Cueball has changed Azumane Asahi’s name to Gentle Giant
Cueball has changed Ennoshita Chikara’s name to Bro 2
Dinosaurs am I right gamers: Your names suck.
Dinosaurs am I right gamers has changed Panick’s name to Wishiwashi
Dinosaurs am I right gamers has changed Freckles’ name to Swadloon
Dinosaurs am I right gamers: There. Fixed.
Cinderace: whyd you only change those twos?
Dinosaurs am I right gamers: The other three were fine.
Tiny Giant 2: whats with all the pokemon names?? speaking of which if we were all gym leaders what types would we be?? I think I’d be fighting type!!!
Swadloon: Hinata what have you done
Tiny Giant 2: what? what did I do??
Dinosaurs am I right gamers is typing...
Tiny Giant 2: oh
Tiny Giant 2: oh no
Swadloon: Hes gonna be typing for a while sooo
Swadloon: How’s everyone’s day so far? Mines been pretty good so far, been learning how to crochet
Gentle Giant: what are you crocheting?
Cinderace: Asahi!! Bro!! Have you been lurking this whole time!!
Gentle Giant: Ah, sorry, yeah
Cinderace: don’t apologize!! Just wanted to know lol
Swadloon: @ Gentle Giant I’m currently learning how to make amigurumis for a reason I cannot disclose at the moment!!
Gentle Giant: oh I crochet amigurumis all the time! I also sew plushies too, maybe we can hang out and crochet some time?
Swadloon: That would be amazing!!
Wishiwashi: can I join you guys? I’m learning how to sew and I’d love to make plushies!
Swadloon: of course Yachi!!
Cueball: guys wtf that was the cutest shit I’ve ever read
Cinderace: I think I got diabetes from that convo my dudes and dudette
Dinosaurs am I right gamers: Hinata you absolute fool, you are a buffoon and an imbecile. You would obviously be a flying type gym leader. If we are going off of the assumption that we cannot have two gym leaders of the same type unless they are a double battle gym like Tate and Liza, then we can’t have any doubles. Daichi would be a Steel type gym leader, Steel type gym leaders tend to be responsible dad types, excluding Jasmine of course, so it’s a perfect fit for him. Suga would be a Water type gym leader as he’s adaptable and cool headed. Asahi would be Fairy type. Ennoshita would be Normal type. Nishinoya would be Electric type of course. Tanaka would be Fighting or Fire type, and Kageyama would work as Dark or Psychic, either way he’d have a Malamar. Yachi would use Grass types, as she’s the kind of person to always choose the grass starter because they feel bad for them being the least popular ones. Kiyoko would use Ice types and have a Frosslass and/or an Alolan Ninetales. I would use Rock types. Yamaguchi would use Bug types because those are his favourites.
Swadloon: Guilty as charged lol, I love bug types, especially the Sewaddle line <3
Wishiwashi: I’m feeling a little called out here, and how in the world did you know that I do that
Dinosaurs am I right gamers: I just do.
Wishiwashi: Thanks! I’m scared now!
Tiny Giant 2: starting to see why you and Kenma are friends