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"Hmmmm..." Chisato hummed.
"Hmmm?" Majima grinned.
"When are you gonna let me go?"
"I'll stay for as long as I want."
"You know I have a doctor's appointment right?"
"At what time?"
"4..."
"Hah! It's 4:31!"
"Yeah, that means I'm late."
"Oh please, we both know you don't wanna go, after all you were still in here at 4:12, no?"
"Heeeh? So it's been, what, 19 minutes?" Chisato groaned, "Feels like an hour."
"Well I guess you wouldn't know the time."
"Of course I wouldn't know the time, there's not a single clock in this house other than on my phone!" Chisato exclaimed. "Anyway how do you know the time? You've been looking at me this entire time."
"Well too bad, that's a secret." Majima said.
"Actually, I can hear the clocks ticking from all of the closest units in this building." Majima thought.
"Maybe it has been an hour and you're just lying to me." Chisato guessed.
"What reason would I have?" Majima asked.
"You're literally holding me at gunpoint." Chisato stated, deadpan.
"Heh, not like that it even matters." Majima laughs, then he pulls the trigger.
A hole is dug, into the wall behind Chisato.
"Seriously! That's insane, this is point-blank range!" Majima exclaimed.
"Since it's so fun for him to try to land a shot, should I just wait until he runs out of bullets?" Chisato thought.
Majima looked down at the table, but even then Chisato didn't bother moving to subdue Majima.
"Hey hey, isn't guy from Attack on Titan?" Majima asked, looking at the sticker of Erwin.
"Mhm, was thinking about watching it since its so popular."
"You should, maybe it'll change your view of killing!"
"Nothing will ever change that taking away someone else's time is right."
"It's not always about being right, but because it's fun!" Majima laughed.
"How is hurting people fun. Geez." Chisto frowned.
"Have Netflix?" Majima questioned.
"Who doesn't?"
"Then let's watch it together!"
"..." Chisato studied Majima's face, bewildered.
"What?"
"Wow, you're being serious."
"So I am." Majima said, he pulled the trigger again, a bullet came out, which Chisato dodged swifty with ease, "Put Attack on Titan on, now."
"Ok, ok." Chisato sighed, turning on the T.V before them and bringing Netflix on. Finally, she got to the seasons of Attack on Titan and picked the first episode.
"Great!" Majima exclaimed.
"Ugh." Chisato groaned.
[That day, humanity remembered...]
"Ooooh, the big red guy that's been in too many memes!" Chisato exclaimed.
Majima laughed.
[The humility of being kept in a cage-]
"Wait, wait, pause the video."
Chisato paused it.
"What?"
"Have you seriously seen, like no spoilers?" Majima asked, "None?"
"Uhhhhhhh... really just a few of the characters in skits." Chisato pondered, "Like ... oh! The uh, short guy, isn't he like an important character that gets introduced?"
"Hahaha, short guy. Anything you've seen of him?"
"Shipping."
"With who??"
"That kid with the green eyes." Chisato points to the screen, which is paused at a brown haired child with green eyes looking up at the 'big red guy.'
"That's it?"
"That's it."
"That's not a spoiler."
"It isn't?"
"Those are just fantasies, pay no mind, unless you become one of those shippers."
"Is that a bad thing?"
"Can't say." Majima said, "Alright, continue."
"Yesssss sirrr." Chisato sighed.
[Transitions to the Survey Corps]
Chisato gasped.
"Isn't that the blonde guy that's also with the short guy?" Chisato asked.
"Oh yeah, guess he's important too."
"Ahhh, a side character?"
"Hmmmmm," Majima hummed, recalling the plot, "Guess he has a few moments."
"Oh really?"
[Opening]
"Hey, catchy music." Chisato complimented. "Hmmmm, Fall of Zhiganshina?"
(Few minutes later)
"Isn't this like, slice of life?" Chisato asked.
"It isn't." Majima responded seriously.
"Look at them, they're in a kitchen." Chisato said, "This is the most slice of life thing I've seen today."
Majima laughed, "It isn't a slice of life. If you would just look at the genres or watch for a few more minutes, you'll see."
"Hoooo?"
(Few minutes later)
"Ah, big red guy's hand!" Chisato exclaimed.
Majima started laughing again, "That'll never get old!"
["No way! That wall... is fifty meters tall!"]
"Hey, nice ass, big red guy."
Majima laughed again, tears started forming in his eyes.
Chisato gasped, "He kicked it down!"
[Debris falls and crushes people]
"Noooooo! People are dying!" Chisato screamed, "Ewwwwww those big fat weird things that run weird!"
Majima's tears of laughter fell from off his face and onto his lap.
["My house is over there..."]
"FUCK, THERE'S A BOULDER ON HIS HOUSE NOOOOOOO!" Chisato hollered. "NOT THE MOTHER!"
Majima's now on the floor, laughing. "She somehow turned this into a comedy." Majima thought.
["I'll defeat the Titan and save you all."]
"YES, HANNES, YES! SAVE HER!" Chisato cheered. "Eh why'd he stop-"
"Bro what's wrong with that fucking grin." Chisato whispered. "Chills."
["You must survive!"]
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! SAVE THE MOTHER TOO-"
["Don't go..."]
"AHHHHH IT'S RIGHT THERE, NO!!" Chisato screamed, "IT'S GONNA STOMP ON HERRR!!"
"Eh? Why did it pick her up-?" Chisato asked, then the realization came.
["STOP!"]
Chisato mouth fell agape, and she could only look.
[Chomp]
"It.... it.... it.... ate her??" Chisato said, bewildered, "That was graphic as hell."
[End]
Chisato looked at Majima, who she just now realized was on the floor laughing his heart out.
"That reaction!" Majima said between gasps for air, "Freaking gorgeous!"
"Why are you laughing?" Chisato asked, looking down at him with disgust, "The mother just got eaten."
Majima finally calmed down.
"So what? It's just entertainment." Majima got up, but Chisato was still looking at him dead in the eye with disgust.
"Ah, it's my cue to leave then."
"Hah? Why?"
"'Cause your friend just came."