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Finney:b made a groupchat
Finney:b added "Robinhood", "Paperboy","Vance hopper","Bruce Yamada" and "Gryffindor"
Finney:b changed their name to "Bitchboy"
Bitchboy: Yo
Paperboy: what happened to the old gc:(((
Robinhood: A certain someone spammed furry porn and Bruce had to delete the whole gc bc his cousins are at home
Paperboy: but there was some good blackmail there!! I don't think i still have the ants fucking on someones shoulder vid anymore:((((
Bitchboy: We can get more blackmail bill
Paperboy: not as good as Vance voice recording of him grunting for someone to blow him…
Paperboy: Like If it werent for my lack of space I would have definitely saved all of them!!
Robinhood: Don't worry amigo, I have all of high on weed vance texts, recordings, even photos.
Bitchboy: Do you have pics of his dick?
Bitchboy: that sounded so horrible off context oml-
Robinhood: WHAT?? NO!! WHAT DOYOU TAKE ME DFOR FFINN
Bitchboy: WHY SO DAFEENSIVE??
Paperboy: YEAH ROBIN, WHY ARE YOU DEFENSIVE OUT OF THE SUDDEN? YOU DONT WANT FINN TO DITCH YOU FOR ANOTHER MAN'S DICK?? 1?1?? 1
Bitchboy: BIEL WHATSAHAT SUPPSIED TO MEAH?!!!!
Paperboy: YOU WKNO DAMAN WELL WHAT i MEAN
Bitchboy: WE ATENT EVEN INS WTHAT TERRITOTY!!! 1!! 1!1¡!!!
Robinhood: I regret in the slightest trying to make you feel better bill, kindly, go and die in a ditch. It would be the most entertaining thing I'd ever witness in my lifetime, I would laugh when I hear you bones crush to the ground and watch as your head combusts on the dirt like it was smashed with a bloody hammer, I would kick your stomach with glee in my eyes as I see more blood coming out of your goddamn neck. Society will be more than relieved to see you gone off earth without waiting until you're a crippling old man.
Paperboy: go fuck yourself man.. I hate you </3
Robinhood: Could say the same to you. Cry me a river, have a tissue.
Bitchboy: the tissue totally has boogers on it.
Paperboy: shut the fuck up Finn.
Bitchboy: :(
Robinhood: finn kys. Join your mom up in the heavens
Bitchboy: Slit your throat.
Finney:b and Robinhood dms
Robinhood: Sorry abt that
Robinhood: Im not a fan of those kind of jokes thrown towards me-
Finney:b: I understand, it's okay really. Not everyone is comfortable with that sort of stuff- I can try to tell bill next time if he says something sexual or some weird shit.
Robinhood: no, don't. I can try to tolerate it, but can't say I won't be moppinf my ass off on here.
Finney:b: eh, figured as much. Dw, if things go too far just tell me and I will talk him!
Robinhood: damn you really grew some balls
Finney:b: shut it or this day will be your last
Robinhood: you hang out with Vance abit too much, what the fuck has he reduced into.. Where's the pookie bear finn I used to know?? Thebfuck??
Finney:b: fuck off- BILL HAS DONE SOMETHING TO YOU HASNT HE?? YOU NEVER CALLED ME POOKIE BEAR BEFORE
Robinhood: you never know, stinky muncher.
Finney:b: you suck :((
Robinhood: you swallow.
Finney:b: kys
Back to the gc
Vance hopper: what the actual ever loving fuck
Vance hopper: @Bitchboy Why do you want my nudes!?
Bitchboy: I DONT!! WHY AM I THE TARGET HERE..
Vance hopper: YOUR THE ONE WHO'S ASKING ABT PICTURES OF MY DICK YOU PIECE OF SHIT
Bitchboy: IM NOT THE ONE SAVING THEM.. IT WAS MEANT TP BE AN INNOCENT QUESTIOA!! NoNOT ME TRYING TP FUCKING HIT ON U, YOU DIRTBAG
Vance hopper: YOUVSTILL AKSED FOR THEM
Paperboy: why is finney so old timey?? Hes like using insults that people used to use in the goddamn 16th century..
Gryffindor: more like kindergarten students.
Bitchboy: IF YOU GUYS WANT ME TO CALL VANCEY BOY HERE DIARRHEA PILLS THEN IT'S FINE BY ME, PERSONALLY I THINK IT'S BEST IF I DON'T SAY SOMETHING THAT MIGHT GET MY NOSE LOOKING SIDE WAYS
Gryffindor: good call.. But DIARRHEA PILLS?? HDHDHDHJSJSKWL WHAT ETHEFUCK?? NOTE EVEN ROBIN CANE UP WITH THAT
Paperboy: IM CRACKLISNSHMSMSHXHX
Vance hopper: You have a death wish???
Bitchboy: I certainly don't.
Bitchboy: actually scratch that one- Im up for it
Bitchboy: Send me a dm when you're ready sweetcheeks 😘
Bruce Yamada: tf is happening..
Robinhood: Ive been here since the begining snd I lost track of whateverteh shit these idots asretalking abtou
Bruce Yamada: I could tell just from the way you're texting your brain is fried in the moment.
Bruce Yamada changed their name to "Can I put my balls in yo mouth"
Can I put my balls in yo mouth: much better, anyways Griffin what the fuck.
Gryffindor:... WHat??
Can I put my balls in yo mouth: don't think I forgot what you did last night, I SHOULD HAVE LET ROBIN BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.
Gryffindor: OH COME ON! I THOUGHT IT WAS FINNY!! OKAY??
Bitchboy: I thought you mentioned me for a sec..
Gryffindor: nit everything is abt u
Bitchboy: I want to make it all around me okay?? Im a self centered bitch and im not afraid of showing it in front of anyone of you, especially if it's someone that's too much of a hypocrite to admit their the same. Right griffy, my lil snoozy poo??
Gryffindor:. I didnt expect this tbh..
Vance hopper: he definitely ate up ngl
Can I put my balls in yo mouth: Thank you finn. It's very appreciated that you stepped up before I actually put that little shit's head on a stick. Now, I just want to know.. Griffin, tell me why the fuck did you decide to spam furry porn, not even the regular porn! IT'S SCAT.
Bitchboy:.. Bruce, the more ur going to talk abt this, the more i get nausea and get the urge to puke on someones shoe, preferably my dads- Im still scarred for life
Gryffindor: eh apologies ig
Gryffindor: finney is the only one that deserves apologies, even if he fucking insulted me.
Bitchboy: aw!! Sorry,i can promise you to not do it again if you actually took my words to heart :((
Bitchboy: im only joking around, sorry again if i offended you
Bitchboy: i can buy you lunch tmr
Bitchboy: or maybe have a picnic at the park
Bitchboy: sorry!!
Gryffindor: WHY DO I FEEL LIKE I GASLIT FINNEY.. DON'T DO ANY OF THOSE IM MORE THAN CAPABLE OF GETTING MEY OWNW LUNCH
Bitchboy: still going to. I feel bad for insulting you still:((
Gryffindor: FINN DON'T BEEEE :(((((((
Can I put my balls in yo mouth: this is quote cute and all little griffy, but im still mad at you though, tmr is your final day, better choose a last meal fast or the night is going by a flash. Next thing you know, you're getting decapitated.
Bitchboy:.. Bruce made a typo.. I repeat, bruce made a typo.
Paperboy: BRUCE FINALLY MADE A GODDAMN TYPO.. IM GOUNG TODIE HAPY
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Vance hopper: @Gryffindor you caused this madness, tf did you do??
Gryffindor:.. This feels like a confession to a priest, anyways im the reason the old gc git deleted- mighte i also add the fact i very mufh also dmed brjce some other shit? WHICH WSS WHAT HIS COUSINS SAW AND NOW HE'S GOING TO GO FOR MY HEAD TMR
Paperboy: i can dm you vance what the shit griffy right here dmed bruce with.
Vance hopper: hit me with it.
Vance hopper and Paperboy dms
Paperboy sent an attachment
Vance hopper: im speechless.
Paperboy: finney was traumatized and so was bruce's cousins.
Paperboy: bc of griffin, i think im now immune to anything. Hit me with whatever shitty porn you have, and I think im going to be unfazed
Vance hopper: i could tell
Vance hopper: also y the fuck do ypu have that pic saved.
Paperboy: i don't!!:((
Paperboy: im going to delete it immediately from my gallery, griff's the one saving them.. Claiming it's for raiding a server.
Vance hopper: freak
Paperboy: ikr.. It takes from me so much effort not to shame him
Vance hopper: patient mf.. I would've instantly trashed him
Back to the gc
02:04 am
Robinhood: i ahte everyoen in ths gc exceot finn n amsybe bruce
Bitchboy: aw! Thanks rob
Robinhood: dnt mentiob it fjnn
Can I put my balls in yo mouth:hold on, when did Vance and Billy become buddies? It's been.. Like one hour since i saw them type here
Can I put my balls in yo mouth: also thank you robin
Robinhood: yw
Bitchboy: i dunno bruce, they just *click* sometimes.
Robinhood: like theu go away frkm the group smtimes to hang out at the shitfest taht is Marlin's arcade.
Gryffindor: it's filled with vomit and diapers full of diarrhea shit.
Bitchboy: i once found there a bloody tampon
Bitchboy:on the sloth machine
Gryffindor: like robin said; a shitfest.
Can I put my balls in yo mouth: lucky me, I never went there! Thank fuck I have strict parents
Bitchboy: it wasn't this bad.. It used to be such a safe palace for me. I always went there with Robin! We actually had loads of fun going through all of the games until we have no more quarters to spend. Marlin definitely almost kicked us out one time
Robinhood: yeah! We were there untik fcuckijg midnight, we had no coins left and then tried take some frome digdug.. Right?
Bitchboy: no, it was street fighter dumbass. Marlin was going to permanently ban us from the arcade but guess whay?? He didnt! We had a temporary ban for like two weeks, he took pity on us bc we always went there in the weekends.
Robinhood: my memorys foggy finster, its 2 am adn im already already losingbmy ability ti sepllby every seceond passibg
Gryffindor: WIAT WHAT?? IT'S 2 AM??
Bitchboy: do you sleep?
Gryffindor: i could hardly call it that.. I just rest my eyes and the next day i wake up like i haven't slept for days on end.(technically true)
Bitchboy: we can have a sleepover tmr, obvi at yours. My place is off limits to everyone, even Robin
Robinhood: cab confirm he doesfnt let me go to his hoise
Bitchboy: thank you, high on restlessness robin!
Robinhood: ywww
Gryffindor: eh, im not even in the full awake mindset to question why.. I already know for a fact i won't remember it.
Can I put my balls in yo mouth: EVERYONE OFF TO SLEEP! IF I SEE ANYONE ONLINE, YOU'RE JOINING GRIFFIN TOMORROW!
Can I put my balls in yo mouth: @Paperboy @Vance Hopper YOU TWO OFF TO BED 🤬
Paperboy: aight:((
Vance hopper: damn.
Can I put my balls in yo mouth: GO TO SLEEP!!