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Part 3 of It's Annoy Ralathor hours!
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2022-09-17
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OUTRAGEOUS!

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- THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!

Ralathor turned the page and continued reading.

- AN OUTRAGE!

Ralathor returned to the previous page, to check on a couple of sentences.

- THIS TREACHEROUS, DASTARDLY FIEND HAS DECEIVED ME FOR THE LAST TIME!

Ralathor turned the page and continued reading, satisfied that he had perceived the text correctly.

- I SHALL NOT STAND FOR THIS!

Sometimes, Zargothrax forgot that there was a thing called “indoor voice” that people everywhere, wizards included, used when they were indoors and the person they were speaking to was sitting right there, instead of the next hill over, one mile to the east.

- THE FIEND SHALL BE DEALT WITH SWIFTLY AND PAINFULLY!

Sometimes, when Zargothrax felt like it was not enough for him to rage in the privacy of his tower, he also tended to forget that things such as private space existed and, unfortunately, he made that everybody else’s problem.

- HUMILIATED! THE SAME WAY I HAVE BEEN!

Ralathor picked up the long-suffering mug to his right and took a sip of the very bitter liquid that had lost its right to be called coffee and moved into the “death wish” territory, though in his opinion it was perfectly good coffee, thank you very much.

- I SHALL MAKE AN EXAMPLE OUT OF THE BASTAR—

- Tripped over your Roomba again, huh?

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Theory: Ralathor and Zargothrax were neighbours before All That Shit went down in Dundee, and Ralathor has spent years having to listen to rants about "ye olde good times" and "ye shite new times", and that's why he led the brave heroes into Zargothrax's tower - guy just wanted some quiet time.
F in the chat for Ralathor.

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