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Argos, the holder of the Peacock miraculous, which gave him blue skin and a dark blue suit, snuck into a bedroom by opening a window.
Inside there were two portraits of Lila Rossi; one was unfinished and she was wearing a green dress holding an iris. The other one was of her in a red dress holding a lily.
"You annoying bird!" Lila said behind him. "If you're not going to give me a sentimonster to defeat Ladybug, why are you here?"
"I see you made your boobs bigger in both portraits, just like you did that time you were akumatized into Volpina. You really do lie about everything."
A large pillow was thrown at his face. "I spent a long time on those paintings, and it's not nice that the only thing you notice is my breasts. And they only seemed bigger because of a thing called a push-up bra."
"Speaking of things I notice, you've been harassing Adrien Agreste, and I'm telling you that you need to cut it out, or else."
"Why do you care? What's Adrien to you?"
"I can ask the same thing. Why are you so obsessed with someone who is clearly not interested in you and you barely know, and also go through all the trouble of trying to keep him and Marinette apart? You look quite pathetic when you do that."
Lila laughed. "You're one to talk, I've seen the way you look at both Ladybug and Chat Noir; that's two people not interested in you."
"You're attracted to both of them too."
She screamed and threw a lamp at him, which shattered against the wall because he ducked out of the way.
"How dare you say something like that! Ladybug is my enemy, and I will have her miraculous!"
"Even if you did get the Black Cat and Ladybug miraculous and wish for Adrien to love you, I bet it still would not be enough."