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    "You know, if you make one more dad joke, I'm going to tie you up and tease you mercilessly."

    "...Hi Going To Tie You Up And Tease You Mercilessly, I'm Dad."

    Immortal wandering beach cryptid pretends to be a zoomer and posts an ad on FetLife looking for a submissive daddy, gets a response from a Gen X disabled trans guy. Kinky shenanigans ensue, and of course, really terrible jokes.

    This story can be read as a standalone; familiar with my other works not required. Can also be read fandom-blind.

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    Language:
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