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    And Hank... He remembered that old meme from back in the day. The one where it was suggested to delete Facebook (which he never used), hit the gym (he needed to one for his physical therapy), and lawyer up (fuck lawyers). As a young man he'd grinned at the stupidity of other users mixing the the order of the words back then. The painkillers he was on in the hospital made him laugh to himself about it, when Jeffrey suggested he get representation. (Jeff came by later when Hank wasn't so looped to have a more serious conversation.) Because most of the time he'd be happy to hit or even delete the lawyer. The majority were self-absorbed pricks who made Hank's life entirely too difficult when he was asked to testify in court.

    Still, he couldn't hope to accomplish what he'd wish to do by himself.

    So, he hired a lawyer. Made sure the guy kicked up a fuss about what happened.

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