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“How the hell do you accidentally get married?” Sam asked.
“We were drunk,” Natasha supplied flatly.
On the other side of the island, Wanda nodded her head. She shovelled a forkful of breakfast waffles into her mouth and ate them with satisfaction.
Sam, Steve, and Tony stared at the two women then at the marriage certificate that had arrived in the post this morning. Steve scratched his head with concentration and Tony amusedly crossed his arms.
“Honestly, I expected Tony of all people to pull this kinda gig, but you two?” Sam asked, baffled.
“Who can blame me?” Wanda asked, pointing at Sam with her fork. Then she turned it to Natasha. “She’s a catch.”
“Aw, honey,” Natasha jokingly replied with a smile. “You’re gonna make me blush.”
Sam shook his head while Steve facepalmed. Tony laughed heartily and plucked the certificate from the island.
“We’re framing this,” he declared.