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1. +1.0 to Fire Rate by jettiebettie for oldmanrenkas

   Fandoms: Borderlands, Tales from the Borderlands - Fandom  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   04 Aug 2015

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Handsome Jack/Rhys
   • Handsome Jack
   • Rhys
   • Bad Sex
   • Premature Ejaculation
   • Humor
   • Riding
   • Biting
   • Overstimulation
   • Dubious Consent
   • Marathon Sex
   • Rimming
   • Drugged Sex
   • Dry Orgasm

   Summary

   “Here’s what’s gonna happen, Rhysie. You’re gonna lose the pants and hop your skinny ass up on the desk for me."

   Rhys stares at him for a full five seconds before blinking. “What?”

   “For the love of- This is my welcome back party, idiot. I’ve had a brawl, I’ve gotten shitfaced, and next on my list is getting laid. This body’s got a cherry to pop so congratulations, your greatest wish is about to come true.”

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