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England Revengers

Summary:

We made your favourite characters British.

Chatfic of Tokyo Revengers in British High School.
Some of it is based on real events 🤣

Fortnightly updates :)

Notes:

Follow our Twitter @uraniastarao3

Age chart for reference:
Year 7: Mana
Year 8: Luna
Year 9: Naoto
Year 10: Takemichi, Hinata, Emma, Senju, Akkun, Yamagishi, Takuya, Makoto, Chifuyu, Ryusei, Hakkai, Kakuchou, Kisaki
Year 11: Ran, Rindou, Hanma, Smiley, Angry, Koko, Inupi, Yuzuha, Mikey, Sanzu, Draken, Mitsuya, Baji, Kazutora, Pah, Peh, Yasuda, Yumi Mori, Junpeke
Year 12: Izana, Mucho, Shion, Mochi, South, Taiju
Year 13: no one

(See the end of the work for other works inspired by this one.)

Chapter 1

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Chapter Text

Takemichi and Hinata

October 12th

10:12pm

Takemichi: hey what u up to

 

Hinata: nothing, u?

 

Takemichi: jus talkin to u

 

Hinata: haha ok 

Hinata: what did u do today?

 

Takemichi: nothing tbh

 

Hinata: haha really nothing at all?

 

Takemichi: well I played some footy w the lads

 

Hinata: ah sounds fun haha

 

Takemichi: yh 

 

Hinata: how are you doing?

 

Takemichi: fine ig 

 

Hinata: cool

 

Takemichi: yh



girlies 💕💫🥺

Hina💕: guys help

 

Emma💜: What's up?

 

Hina💕: im texting my crush but hes like a brick wall

 

Yuzu👑: omg dish who?

 

Emma💜: Omg is it who I think it is?

 

Hina💕: yes

 

Emma💜: OMG

 

Yuzu👑: im feeling really out of the loop here

 

Emma💜: Can I tell her?

 

Hina💕: fine

 

Emma💜: It’s Takemichi

 

Yuzu👑: omg NOPE why him???

 

Hina💕: ??? whats wrong with him

 

Yuzu👑: what is NOT wrong with him?

 

Hina💕: what do you mean?? he’s so nice

 

Emma💜: Don’t listen to her, it's totally cute. I ship you guys

 

Yuzu👑: emma you simp

 

Hina💕: oh my god seriously what is so wrong with him?

 

Yuzu👑: want a list?

Yuzu👑: its alphabetised

 

Hina💕: why do you have a list?

 

Emma💜: Omg Yuzu can you at least try to be supportive?

Emma💜: Maybe you can ask him about football? He’s on the team

 

Hina💕: omg yess thats a great idea

 

Emma💜: Yesssss

 

Yuzu👑: im sending the list anyway fuck u guys

Yuzu👑: 

  • he's annoying
  • he thinks he’s too cool to actually do schoolwork
  • he’s a bully 
  • when people try to fight back he fucking cries
  • he’s a chav
  • he’s best mates with MAKOTO
  • he’s annoying
  • despite all the fights he gets into, he always loses
  • he’s too stuck up to listen to kpop. he laughed in my face when i told him i did. im still scarred

 

Emma💜: OKAY we get it

 

Hina💕: you put annoying in there twice

 

Yuzu👑: it was on purpose.

 

Hina💕: omg

 

Emma💜: Yuzu didn’t you literally used to have a crush on him?

 

Yuzu👑: omg no shut the fuck up

 

Hina💕: Yuzu stay away from my manss 💅💅

 

Yuzu👑: omg im done. do what you want

 

Hina💕: i will :))

 

Emma💜: Hinaaa you should go text hiimm

 

Hina💕: its too lateee. i’ll do it tomorrow

 

Emma💜: You’re so good lmao it’s not even late

Emma💜: Goodnight!

 

Hina💕: night <3



Theatre kids⭐✨

October 13th

1:30pm

Hajime: Keisuke, where are you?

 

Keisuke: im diching today

 

Hajime: What whyyyyyyy?

 

Keisuke: im hanging out with Chifuyu

 

Kazutora: ur hanging out with him and not meee? 🥺

 

Shuji: gay

 

Kazutora: ur a theatre kid stfu

 

Hajime: We are all theatre kids, dumbass

Hajime: But fr, what’s so important about Chifuyu that you can’t join us?

 

Keisuke: i actually like hanging out with him

 

Hajime: Wow ok

 

Tetta: Can everyone stfu I want to get started already.

 

Shuji: ok baby 💜

 

Kazutora: gay

 

Hajime: Fine, you better be here next time, Keisuke.

 

Keisuke: whatever, ur majasty

 

Hajime sent a video

Shuji is enthusiastically dancing to a Just Dance video while Kazutora claps and sings along to the lyrics.

 

“Ra Ra Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen. There was a cat that really was gone.” 

 

Hajime switches the camera onto himself, “Keisuke help I’m surrounded by idiots.” 

 

“Ra Ra Rasputin, Russia’s greatest love machine. It was a shame how he carried on…”

 

The camera pans over to Seishu who watches Shuji with wide eyes, each of his movements prompting another spark of longing. “Oh, my god you totally want to join in don’t you.” Hajime says, a smile stretching his cheeks. Seishu can only reply with a meek nod. “Alright come on, I’ll do it with you.” He looks back at the camera, "I've lost control of my club."

 

Keisuke: wow. im glad i didnt come 

 

1:37pm

Hajime: I wish I could've joined you

 

Keisuke: nah i dont want u here

 

Hajime: The date’s going that well is it?

 

Keisuke: stfu

 

Hajime: Lol no

Hajime: Do you like hiiim?

 

Keisuke: koko I swear to fucking god i will merder u

 

Hajime: Go on then

 

Tetta: I’m so fucking close to leaving this club.

 

Hajime: Do it

 

Tetta: No. 

 

Shuji: hes just grumpy bc im a better dancer than him

 

Tetta: I am so done with all of you.

 

Hajime: The feeling is mutual

 

Shuji: dont talk shit about my husband

 

Tetta: I am not your husband.

 

Shuji: yes u are u just dont see it yet

 

Tetta: I would never date someone who can’t even spell out ‘you.’

 

Shuji: ok bby ill spell it out from now on. YOU will be so impressed ;)

Seen



Kenny🥺 and Emma

Kenny🥺: Emma.

 

Emma: Yes?

 

Kenny🥺: Is Mikey in today?

 

Emma: Yeah

Emma: Why?

 

Kenny🥺: He's not answering his phone.

 

Emma: Ah, yeah. He dropped it yesterday and it broke. His screen looks like a mosaic haha

 

Kenny🥺: Cool. Can you tell him I want to talk to him?

 

Emma: Sure :))

 

Emma sent a video 

Emma walks over to a picnic bench outside. Mikey is sitting next to Haruchiyo, picking at some paint peeling off the table.

 

'Mikey' 

 

'Yeah?' he replies in a sleepy voice

 

'Kenny wants to talk to you.'

 

'Ughh tell him to come here.'

 

'Okay. See ya."

 

"Bye"

 

Kenny🥺: OK. I'll be there in 5 minutes.

 

Emma: Okay see ya!



Food Tech 

1:45pm

Nahoya: Did you guys do the homework?

 

Ran: what homework?

 

Nahoya: You haven’t done it???

 

Ran: no??

 

Nahoya: Shit. It’s a coursework deadline. It goes toward our final grade!!

 

Ran: what?????

Ran: when's it due???

 

Nahoya: Never. I made it up

 

Ran:

Ran: you colossal twat

 

Nahoya: LMAO

 

Souya: Wait. But there actually is homework though.

 

Nahoya: ????

 

Ran: ?????

 

Souya: Yeah miss set it last week. We had to find a cheesecake recipe. Did you guys not do it?

 

Nahoya: Shit no

 

Souya: It’s okay, you guys can use mine. I found multiple recipes :)

 

Ran: omg ty

 

Nahoya: Lol youre such a teachers pet 

 

Souya: Do you want my help or not?

 

Nahoya: Yes I do thank you very much youre the best brother in the world

 

Souya: Better. See you guys in class :))



Theatre kids⭐✨

1:57pm

Hajime: Ok so, seeing as SOME PEOPLE couldn’t be bothered to turn up, I will declare this year's play here so everyone can see. 

Hajime: This year we will be doing…

Hajime: Heathers!

 

Shuji: FUCK YEAH

 

Kazutora: YESSS

 

Keisuke: oh fuck. koko please say this is a joke

 

Hajime: It's not a joke. 

 

Keisuke: why

 

Hajime: What's wrong with Heathers?

 

Keisuke: theres no girls in the drama club

 

Kazutora: guess we have to do it Shakespeare-style

 

Keisuke: we are NOT doing heathers in drag

 

Hajime: Well maybe if everyone had attended, there would have been a different outcome. We are performing a drag rendition of Heathers. No further questions

 

Keisuke: im gonna qwit

 

Hajime: Sure you are



Mikey’s bitches

2:17pm

Draken: Has anyone seen Mikey? History’s started and I haven’t seen him since 3rd

 

Keisuke: idk wasn’t it your turn to watch him today?

 

Draken: I thought it was Takashi’s?

 

Takashi: No, I’m on Mikey duty every Tuesday, I’m pretty sure it’s Kazutora’s turn

 

Keisuke: whos idea was it to put tora on the rota??

 

Tora: hey im plenty responsible!

Tora: i think he went into the teacher’s lounge

 

Draken: He what?

 

Takashi: Why would you let him do that?

 

Keisuke: oh that’s fine

 

Draken: How is that fine?

 

Keisuke: the teachers dont mind, pretty sure hes the favourite

 

Draken: Seriously?

Draken: Whatever, I’ll let sir know and go grab him. Someone take Kazutora off the rota.

 

Tora: HEY



Takemichi and Hinata

5:57pm

Hinata: Hey



lads

Michi: guys help

 

Akkun: What?

 

Michi: hinatas texting me and idk what to say to her

 

Kazushi: wait

Kazushi: SHES TEXTING YOU??

 

Michi: yh

 

Kazushi: maybe she actually does like you

 

Akkun: Shut up Kazushi

Akkun: Just ask her about her interests or something. And don’t do one word replies like you always do

 

Michi: shit

Michi: i may have replied with one word

 

Akkun: Idiot. And I’m guessing the conversation was over before it started?

 

Michi: yh

 

Akkun: Well that’s why

 

Makoto: jus send her a pic of ur cock. works wonders

 

Akkun: Does it?

 

Makoto: ye it gets all the bitches

 

Akkun: It gets all the sexual harassment lawsuits

 

Senju: do NOT send her a picture of your cock

Senju: none of you have any experience with women you should leave the advice to me

 

Michi: hold on im gonna reply to her

 

Akkun: Remember, reply with more than one word!!



Takemichi and Hinata

6:13pm

Takemichi: hey

 

Hinata: how's your football going?

 

Takemichi: ah its going great. i got promoted to captain of the team!

 

Hinata: omg that's awesome!! well done 👏👏

 

Takemichi: thanks yeah im proper good at footy

 

Hinata: i can see that! i'll have to come to one of your games some time

 

Takemichi: why?

 

Hinata: oh i just think it would be cool to see you play

 

Takemichi: k

Takemichi: were playing the quarter finals next weekend wanna come to that?

 

Hinata: sure!



girlies 💕💫🥺

 

Hina💕: OMG

 

Emma💜: WHAT?

 

Hina💕: HE INVITED ME TO COME SEE ONE OF HIS GAMES

 

Emma💜: OMG SHJEKSUDHEBNEJDJDJ

 

Hina💕: YESSSSSSS



lads

Michi: i invited her to see one of our games

 

Akkun: Nice! Did she say yes?

 

Michi: ye

 

Akkun: What else did you talk about?

 

Michi: how good i am at footy

 

Senju: debatable

Senju: anything else?

 

Michi: nah

 

Senju: bro you gotta ask her about herself

 

Michi: like what should I say?

 

Senju: idk just ask her how her day went



Takemichi and Hinata

Takemichi: how’s ur day going?

 

Hinata: pretty good. i didnt do much though haha. hows yours?

 

Takemichi: its going pretty well. i played some footy at lunch so that was proper fun

 

Hinata: haha that sounds fun

Hinata: what are you doing now?

 

Takemichi: jus laying in bed and talking to you. listening to music too

 

Hinata: ooh what music?

 

Takemichi: ‘see you again’ by tyler the creator

 

Hinata: ahh i havent heard that song

 

Takemichi: ah really? its good

 

Hinata: you’ll have to make me a playlist haha

 

Takemichi: yeah haha

 

Hinata: i’ve got dinner i’ll talk to you soon

 

Takemichi: ok see ya later :)

Seen



Keisuke and Chifuyu

9:28pm

Keisuke: hey

 

Chifuyu: Hey!

Chifuyu: It was cool hanging out with you earlier :))

 

Keisuke: yeah your fun to talk to

 

Chifuyu: haha thanks :)

 

Keisuke: we shold hang out again sometime

Keisuke: when are you free

 

Chifuyu: I’m free this weekend? Is that good?

 

Keisuke: yeah sounds good

Keisuke: koko will rip out my spine if i miss another drama club meeting

 

Chifuyu: Hahah

Chifuyu: You're in the drama club?

 

Keisuke: yeah i took drama gcse and koko harassed me into joining

Keisuke: dont tell him i said this but it is actually really fun

 

Chifuyu: Oh cool!

Chifuyu: Have you been in any of the school plays?

 

Keisuke: nah i mostly do behind-the-sceens stuff like the lights

 

Chifuyu: Nice! 

 

Keisuke: yeah lol

Keisuke: did you hear abt miss jay?

 

Chifuyu: No?

 

Keisuke: ah shes having a baby shes leaving next term

 

Chifuyu: Noooo but she's so nice

Chifuyu: Do you know who she’s getting replaced by?

 

Keisuke: uhh i think its mr hunt

 

Chifuyu: Noooooooooo

Chifuyu: You’re fucking with me

 

Keisuke: lmaoooo nope

 

Chifuyu: Ughhh geography is gonna suck now

Chifuyu: Did I tell you what he did to me?

 

Keisuke: no?

 

Chifuyu: He yelled at me for reading my notes in class, during a REVISION lesson

 

Keisuke: lmao wtf did he expect you to do

 

Chifuyu: Idk get down on the floor and kiss his feet??

Chifuyu: He’d probably like that

 

Keisuke: LMAOO yeah hes proper odd have you seen his instagram?

 

Chifuyu: Omg no what’s on it?

 

Keisuke: hes only following underwear modals

 

Chifuyu: NO WAY

Chifuyu: LMAOOO

 

Keisuke: yeah hes proper dodge

Keisuke: hes rlly weird abt the girls skirts too

 

Chifuyu: Eww how so?

 

Keisuke: whenever a girls rolled their skirt up he calls them to the front of the class and makes them unroll it in front of everyone

Keisuke: fucked up

 

Chifuyu: Omg and now I’m in his class

Chifuyu: I’m spending year 10 in a pedo class

 

Keisuke: LMAO just dich and hang out with me instead 

 

Chifuyu: Tempted

Chifuyu: But I’m too much of an angel 

 

Keisuke: lmao damn right

 

Chifuyu: Aww you’re sweet

 

Keisuke: haha thanks

Keisuke: what are you doing rn

 

Chifuyu: Not much just watching a film with my mums

 

Keisuke: what film

 

Chifuyu: Ok so

Chifuyu: Don't judge me

 

Keisuke: cant promiss that

 

Chifuyu: Minions Rise of Gru

 

Keisuke: lol

Keisuke: are you dresed up in the suit tho

 

Chifuyu: You wish

 

Keisuke: i kinda do

 

Chifuyu: Hahaha

Chifuyu: I wore a suit to my mums’ wedding last year, wanna see? 

 

Keisuke: sure

 

Chifuyu sent a photo

Chifuyu is standing in his mirror with his phone covering his face. His hair looks nicely kept in contrast to his usual fluffy look. He wears a dark blue blazer with a silver pattern on one side, forming waves across the material. Matching trousers and a light-blue shirt with the top button undone complete the look. Behind him, organised shelves housing various manga, with some Hatsune Miku action figures in front of them. LED light strips border the room, lining all of the corners, creating a light-blue filter across the room. 

 

Keisuke: you look nice

 

Chifuyu: Hehe thank you

Chifuyu: I still have it in my closet but I haven’t had an opportunity to wear it recently

Chifuyu: I’ll probably wear it to prom

 

Keisuke: you totaly shoud

Keisuke: is that hatsune miku in the background?

 

Chifuyu: Omg no

 

Chifuyu deleted a photo

 

Keisuke: LMAO

 

Chifuyu: You saw nothing

 

Keisuke: what manga did you have on your shelf

 

Chifuyu:

Chifuyu: Naruto

 

Keisuke: it didnt look like naruto

 

Chifuyu: How do you know what Naruto looks like?

 

Keisuke: ive read a few plus watched the show as a kid

 

Chifuyu: Oh cool

 

Keisuke: so what manga was it you liar?

 

Chifuyu: One Piece

 

Keisuke: no

 

Chifuyu: Bleach

 

Keisuke: no

 

Chifuyu: FINE it was Given

 

Keisuke: oh ive heard of it is it good

 

Chifuyu: Yessss I love it so much

Chifuyu: It’s like about this shy guy, Mafuyu, who got a guitar after boyfriend died, and he goes to another guy, Uenoyama and pesters him to teach him guitar

 

Keisuke: oh okay

 

Chifuyu: You’re a bit like Uenoyama actually

 

Keisuke: really? how so?

 

Chifuyu: Well you’re both really cool and mysterious and secretly super nice

Chifuyu: Also you’re both great at guitar :))

 

Keisuke: im cool and mysterious am i?

 

Chifuyu: Lol yes I think you are

 

Keisuke: also your name kinda sounds like mafuyu

 

Chifuyu: Haha I guess it does

Chifuyu: You can be the Uenoyama to my Mafuyu 🥺 lol

 

Keisuke: lmao

Keisuke: do you have any other manga?

 

Chifuyu: Yeah loads

 

Keisuke: and im guessing its all shoujo?

 

Chifuyu: …no

 

Keisuke: its okay i think its cute

 

Chifuyu: Cute?

 

Keisuke: yeah cuz its all girly and stuff

 

Chifuyu: Haha I guess it is

 

Keisuke: how did you get into shoujo?

 

Chifuyu: Takuya got me into it. He reads a lot of BL haha

 

Keisuke: lmao really?

Keisuke: i thought all he did was football

 

Chifuyu: Nah he doesn’t really like it tbh. He just follows Takemichi everywhere like a puppy haha

Chifuyu: They went to the same primary and everything, they’re really close

 

Keisuke: ah ok 

Keisuke: i dont know much about ur friends tbh

 

Chifuyu: Wanna hear about them?

 

Keisuke: sure

 

Chifuyu: Well there’s Takemichi. He comes off as a bit of a prick but he’s actually sweet when you get to know him. Just a bit hard to talk to, he always texts with one word replies

Chifuyu: We always bully him saying if he keeps on like this he’ll be a virgin til he’s 26 hahah

 

Keisuke: lmao

 

Chifuyu: Then there’s Akkun. He’s really down-to-earth and easy to talk to. He likes football, but his true passion is hairdressing. I let him cut mine as practice and it came out really nice

 

Keisuke: yeah i like your hair

 

Chifuyu: Haha thanks

Chifuyu: There’s Senju. I know her from primary school, we were on the same football team there too. She’s super sweet and hyperactive and i love her sm

 

Keisuke: wait your friends with senju??

 

Chifuyu: Yes??

 

Keisuke: shiit idk how i didnt know that lmao she's my friend haru's little sister

 

Chifuyu: She is?? She never talks about him

 

Keisuke: yeah he doesnt talk about her either

Keisuke: i only know there siblings because we used to hang out when we were younger

 

Chifuyu: Ok okay. That's strange

 

Keisuke: yeah lmao

Keisuke: anyway carry on with what you were saying

 

Chifuyu: Next there’s Kazushi. He’s a massive nerd lol he studies sports theory obsessively. 

Chifuyu: He’s also a massive Ronaldo fan. He saw him once and literally fainted

 

Keisuke: LMAO i can totaly see that

 

Chifuyu: He didn't even MEET him. He just saw him at a Man U game and fainted in the stands

 

Keisuke: lmfaooo he sounds like an idiot

 

Chifuyu: He really is hahah. He wears glasses to seem smart but he's really not

 

Keisuke: i used to do that too. mikey convinced me it was a good idea but im telling you it did not work

 

Chifuyu: Hahaha

Chifuyu: Lastly there’s Makoto. The only redeeming thing about him is that he’s a good goalie

 

Keisuke: isnt that the guy who had a wank during the maths test?

 

Chifuyu: I would rather not talk about that. I’m traumatised

 

Keisuke: LMAO were you there when he did it??

 

Chifuyu: No comment

 

Keisuke: im so sorry but thats hilairious

Keisuke: why are you freinds with him

 

Chifuyu: He’s too difficult to get rid of now, we’re holding out till sixth form

 

Keisuke: fair

 

Chifuyu: Ok your turn, what are your friends like?

 

Keisuke: ok so theres mikey who youve already met, he’s really smart but also an idiot, today he walked into the teachers lounge cause he didnt know what lesson he had

 

Chifuyu: Hahah how did he get away with that?

 

Keisuke: idk the teachers love him lmao

Keisuke: tora you’ve also met, hes really energetic and a bit of an airehead but hes cool

 

Chifuyu: Oh yeah I like Kazutora!

 

Keisuke: haruchiyo is a childhood friend of mine, hes a little unhinged but id trust him with my life

Keisuke: takashi is super nice but can be a bit strict on us, hes like a role modal lmao everyone calls him mum

Keisuke: and his fashion sense is sick. too bad he cant wear it to school

 

Chifuyu: He sounds awesome haha

 

Keisuke: yeah

Keisuke: pah is cool, hes a kind of posh kid but hes rlly reliable and super helpful. he never shuts up abt his dads real estate bisness tho

Keisuke: you already know ryusei very well dont you lmao

 

Chifuyu: I fucking hate that guy

 

Keisuke: LMAO

Keisuke: then theres draken hes like a dad, hes tall and a little intimidating but hes really kind

 

Chifuyu: Wait, his name is Draken? 

 

Keisuke: NO he asked us to call him that in year 7 and im scared that its caught on

Keisuke: its cuz he was super into dragons and tbh he still is

Keisuke: he sleeps with a toothless plushie

 

Chifuyu: Aw he sounds great

 

Keisuke: yeah ill introduce you to them sometime if you want i think youd get on well with them

 

Chifuyu: Yeah that sounds really nice :))

Chifuyu: Anyway it’s getting quite late I’ve gotta go to bed

 

Keisuke: lmao its only half past ten

 

Chifuyu: Shut up I told you I’m an angel

 

Keisuke: i can see that haha

Keisuke: goodnight chifuyu


Chifuyu: Goodnight!! :))

Notes:

we spent a good ten minutes figuring out how long chifuyu and baji's conversation was, we will never do that again.
thank you for reading!